Raking in the Money

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"I CAN'T BELIEVE LOVE CAN BRING IN SO MUCH MONEY!" Tony rolled around in his pile of cash."Yeah..Me too.." Springy Kissed the big fluffy Tiger."Papa..?" Their Tiny baby popped out of the cash pile."What is it my cutie pie!" Springy held up TarTiger."I wanna be a Model!" "WHAT?!?" Tony and Springy looked at eachother in shock."You can't be a Model yet...Uh You're just too young.."Tony grinned nervously."I've seen literal babies be models!Can I please be a model!" TarTiger Squeaked."Maybe...Later." Tony's face softened."yAY!!! NOW I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!" "Y-Yeah we'll make your chicken nuggets." Springy grumbled. 

-At Night-

"Ugh...Tony?" Springy nudged Tony awake."What is it my Rusty Bunny?" Tony smirked."Should we really let our little baby be a model? He could become a pop-star and soon get into drugs!" Springy cried."He'll be fine! TarTiger won't get hurt!" "What about our empire?! Who will rule after us if our son is a stupid model or whatever." "You're right!...Let's just have more Heirs.." Tony the Tiger licks his furry lips raises his eyebrows."Want me to Frost your spring baby gurl-" "hEY GUYS! WANNA TRY SOME MOTHERFUCKIN PIE?!" Gamzee from hit webcomic Homestuck hops out of their bedsheets."WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?" Tony roared at Gamzee."Oh..That my 'Best Friend' Gamzee!" Springy coed."Why is he in our home?! And how did he appear in our bedsheets all of a sudden?!" Tony hissed."Let's JuSt Say...MiRacLes woRk iN mysTerioUs WaYs." Gamzee says before he pours Faygo into a wine glass and drinks it. "Springy...That guy is a W-E-I-R-D-O!" Tony shakes Springy." Huh? Why? Gamzee is a cool dude!" Springy booped Tony."I'm getting some weird vibes from...like he might be a murderer." "Hey dudes...I heard what you're saying about me..!" Gamzee grins widely."GET OUT AND LET ME FUCK MY HUSBAND DAMN IT!" Tony Pushed Gamzee out the door.

"Rude.." Gamzee walks away. "Good riddance...Now let's get this party started~" Tony licked Springy's Snail eye ball antenna things.."Mrrrm.." Springy purred."Good thing our house is sound proof..I can get pretty loud~" Springy kisses Tony."And I can be as rough as I like~" Tony's tail wagged.

-4 Hours later- 

"Do you feel pregnant?" Tony laughed."Maybe? I don't know." Springy smiles at Tony.

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