Note: This is a parody of Villain Hobbies by Tomotasauce. I just added some kick to it enjoy:) Kikidora: Hello Emperor Belos. Behold I have brought you the Golden Fart because I have nothing better to be doing. Belos: Do you seriously have nothing better to be doing? Kikiflora: Nope, it's honestly better to be an a#skisser. Belos: U need a hobby. Legendokora: What the hell is a hobby? Belos: U know something you enjoy doing. Mickeymora: Ooh give me orders then I like following those. Belos: No something else Rickey. Nikimora: I don't freaking know do you have any hobbies? Belos: U know now that u mention it I do. Vikizora: Ooh cool what is it? Belos: Inhaling M#th. Jickeyjora: What? Belos: When I'm feeling down in the dumps, I inhale m#th and it puts a smile on my face.
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Kikijora: Oh Titan. Belos: It's like nature's cigarette, don't know what ur gonna get could be high could be soft. Kikimora: Stop talking. Belos: U know I haven't inhaled m#th from a bird in a while. I really want to kill a bird. Kizijora: What the hell were you taking? Belos: It's just m#th.
A few months later...
Belos: *kills Flapjack* *Collapses*
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