*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Aria: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sasha: ...I did. I broke it.
Aria: No. No you didn't. Qiqi?
Qiqi: Don't look at me. Look at Gayfish.
Gayfish: What?! I didn't break it.
Qiqi: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Gayfish: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Qiqi: Suspicious.
Gayfish: No, it's not!
Dave: If it matters, probably not, but Lain was the last one to use it.
Lain: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dave: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lain: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dave!
Sasha: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Aria.
Aria: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Dave: Aria... Qiqi's been awfully quiet.
Qiqi: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Aria, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Aria: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Aria:
Aria: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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