Player: Heads up, Cat, Red. I took the liberté of notifying your ground crew of the change in plans.
Carmen: Copy that, Player. Heading for rendezvous... as soon as we lose the looky-loos.
Y/n: They ruined our boat date
Carmen: Not a date
Y/n: I don't see you complaining
She opens a mirror and zooms in behind her. With the press of a button, Player can see the people pursuing her.
Player: I thought you ditched Interpol back on the train.
Carmen: we did. These stiffs are too slick for Interpol, but not sleazy enough for V.I.L.E. Hey Zack, can you shake the tail?
Zack: Haha, I can shake it all night long.
Carmen: Not your booty. The tail.
Zack: We were never here.
Y/n: I can shake my tail batter than he can
The boat speeds up. The pursuers try to follow. Zack steers the boat through a stream of other boats, but doesn't lose them.
Carmen: Zack, they're coming in hot.
Y/n: Zack don't you dare get water on me.
Zack: Follow at a safe distance, people! And no texting while boating.
He speeds up. They do too.
Y/n: Player, about that rendezvous...
Player: Three steps ahead of you, Cat.
A very large ship appears, turning in such a way that it will block the pursuing ship.
Player: Three... two...
Zack: Hang onto your hoodie.
Player: One.
Zack: Whoo!
Y/n: not the water
Zack and Carmen's boat glides past, but the pursuers' boat crashes. A wave of water splashes on y/n
Y/n: seriously man
Woman: You! Out of the way!
Ivy: Uh... Parlez-vous Français?
Woman: Move it, now!
Ivy: Ah! You're saying you don't like where I parked the barge.
Carmen: Ivy, your chariot awaits.
Y/n: ivy you always Crack me up
Ivy: Talk about a close shave.
She rips off the disguise and runs away as they climb on-board, then jumps off into Carmen and Zack's boat.
Ivy: Sayonara, mon amigos!
Y/n: Adios perdedoras
Zack: Alright, Sis, bring on the grub.
Ivy: Whoa! Were you not informed that Operation Picnique a la Parisian was canceled?
Zack: What? Ivy! You had one little job to do while I picked up Carmen at the train station. One! Rustle up big blocks of tangy cheese and those long, fresh-baked hoagie rolls.
Carmen: Yum, baguettes.
Carmen is petting Y/n's ears
Y/n: * purring*
Zack: Not helping, Carm.
Ivy: I had my orders, little bro. Boot the buns and cut the cheese to save your bacon.
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Carmen sandiego x fem reader
Fanfictionthis is a carmen sandiego x fem reader where Y/n: goes through the whole journey with Carmen they are thick as theves literally, but there friendship could possibly take a turn though.
