Song of the Day: "Mary Did You Know" by Jeremy Camp
Heyy! I know this is a day late, pero yesterday I was tired as fuck when I got home. So here it is, today, December 17th, 2023.
I'M 15 NOW YAY--
And, just so y'all know, the drawings at the bottom are pure SHIT. I'm being so fucking fr right now. I rushed for most of them. I'd say the best one would be either Japan or Puerto Rico and Honduras.
Anyways-
"Make Italy-San eat pineapple pizza and sushi pizza"
Italy: "NO PLEASE-" {gets bonked}
[[45 minutes later]]
Italy: {sobbing in a corner}
For Ohio: "Sing the Ohio Song in front of your siblings"
Ohio: "OKAY!" {runs out to the living room + starts singing "Ohio"} "Tin soldiers and Nixon coming; we're finally on our ow-"
Florida: {throws an orange at him} "Shut up."
For Mellie: "Eat a nuke."
Wait.. WAIT A MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE- Fine, fucker :( {eats the smallest nuke she could find}
"Become a duck"
Quack quack motherfuckers.
"How do you feel to have four cannibals with you?"
{inhale}
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y'ALL ARE FUCKING DRIVING ME INSANE-
PLEASE JUST THROW THE BODIES IN THE BLUE HOLE.
For New Hampshire: "Here."
NH: "Wait what do you mean-"
For United Nations: "UN."
UN: "Yes, do you need anything?"
For America: "What's your favorite food?"
America: "...Now that's a tough one- Uhhh.. I like burgers.. and corn dogs.."
For Russia: "Who is your crush?"
Russia: "Your reason to ask is why?"
For Germany: "Do you like Käsespätzle?"
Germany: "Yes, that's a nice dish."
For United Kingdom: "Eat five teas, just from the teabag."
UK: "I beg your pardon?"
UK: "...okay?" {proceeds to open five teabags and eat the contents inside}
For France: "Who is your favorite child?"
France: "I'm not supposed to have a favorite son.. but.." {thinks of America's love for conflict despite having 50 gremlins, Canada's creation of PornHub, and Australia always bringing home dangerous animals as a kid} "...I'm going to say Zeal.."
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Mellie's Artbook (+extras)
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