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Redson: GRRR!!! I HATE THAT TWIN-BRAIDED GIRL!!

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Redson: GRRR!!! I HATE THAT TWIN-BRAIDED GIRL!!

Y/N : I should write a song about you!

Redson: marry me

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Mk : Y/N, how many exes do you have? Answer honestly.

Y/N : haha!, I don't have exes, mk!

*Somewhere, two monkeys sneeze*

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*Mei and redson trying to win over Y/N's heart*

*Redson was at his door with a bottle of wine and flowers*

*Mei staring at redson who had a new set of clothes and expensive cups for drinking wine*

mei : what are you doing here RED BOY?

redson : I was gonna give these to Miss Anemo.. What are YOU doing here DRAGON GIRL?

Mk : why are you guys here at my brother's apartment? *Mk who answered the door for Y/N who was busy working at the music studio he had*

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*A meeting with the archons*

Y/N : Ei!, Zhongil! Great to see you guys! Did nahida and furina not come today?

Zhongil : They are busy with their.. Nations for the time being *he sips a cup of tea*

Baal : Venti, I hear mortals have taken an interest in you.

Y/N : ME?? WHA- I don't think anybody has a crush on me!

*redson sneezes, mei, Wukong, macaque*

[The other characters are still not unlocked yet :))]

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*In the past*

Wukong : Dandelion!, wanna drink wine and this not so suspicious peach?

Y/N: Oh!, why not?

(Not knowing Y/N is two-times immortal now)

Y/N : I hate when corrupted takes over my thoughts!

(Corrupted) Y/N : LOOK AT THIS MACHETE I JUST BOUGHT, SIX PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, THEY ALL DYIN'. I PUT GASOLINE IN THE AIR FRYER

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*Redson calling Y/N a she*

*He gasps*

Y/N: I'M CLEARLY A 'HE' *he points to redson* he assumed MY gender! And he was wrong!

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*during journey of the West*

Wukong : Say a word that starts with "su" and ends with "ki"! !

Five letters!

Y/N : soihanki? (Rice cooker)

Wukong : 4 letters!

Y/N : sukiyaki!

Wukong : 3 three letters!

Y/N : Suteki! (Lovely)

Wukong : Two letters!

Y/N : suki (I love you)

Wukong: Aww dandelion!, I love you too!

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*when Y/N unbraided his braids*

Redson : father.. I'm gay-


A/n : that's all :3 I just wanted to write something silly after writing the other chapter.

P.S : I dunno why you read this

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