𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮!

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A/N: I SEE YALL HAVEN'T DECIDED A NAME YET (I need enough comments) So the cover art will be on hold until the title is decided.

i just made up these things lmao.

Venti! Y/N : Is actually a elemental spirit whose taking a form of a friend, drinks to forget the memories, always has to keep up a positive smile, barely sleeps from the nightmares that plagued his mind, Uses a glamour and can't keep up with life.

The love interest's : Damn that bard's kinda hot

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PIF : Barbatos! a pleasure~ How would you like a marriage with my son-

Venti! Y/N : Bitch, i have dunno how much people are in love with me but they are on my ass and trying to date me.

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*Venti! Y/N Being all happy and cheerful.*


Love interest's : BORINGGG...

*PISSED OFF VENTI! Y/N*

Love interest's : YOOO SMA-

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Venti! Y/N : I'm always having to keep up a fake facade, I can't handle this anymore

Also Venti! Y/N : EHE :33

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*A hero is born 2*

Venti! Y/N : Well.. Actually, I was walking the world after the journey, it was finished and I had no business anymore. After all, I was just curious because someone told me that I'd join the monk for his journey. I didn't find enlightment and was only there for songs, stopping arguments and-

Wukong : WOMP WOMP BITCH, now come here and stay with me forever and don't leave me again.

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*Bad weather 1*

Venti! Y/N :  DAMN THESE PEOPLE BE WEARING REVEALING SWIMSUITS, I DON'T GET IT.

Past Venti! Y/N : *ALSO WEARING REVEALING CLOTHING AS A ANEMO ARCHON*

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*Reading my story's comments*

Me : why the fuck are you guys mentioning jack the ripper when i typed out his jacket sleeves end's were ripped.

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*How Venti! Y/n is imagining how wukong and macaque are doing*
(them making out)

*Wukong and macaque thinking how to get Venti! Y/N to give them a kiss turning into a full makeout session*

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*Venti! Y/N trying to sleep.*

Nightmares : Hey.. having fun there? ;)

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Mk : Oh YEAHH VECTOR >:)


*Venti! Y/N Who has drank 5 cups of caffeine and wine at the same time, had a mental breakdown in the morning, Cannot handle anything anymore*

Venti! Y/N : SHUT THE *QUACK* UP.

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Venti! Y/N : What? 

"behind you!"


*Turning around to see his love interest and the mayor being one of them*

Venti! Y/N : OH MY BARBATOS...

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Macaque : Y/N?

*Venti! Y/N gets into his anemo archon's outfit*

Macaque : BARBATOS???

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*Venti! Y/N walking while rubbing his eyes and accidently having his wings appear*
Venti! Y/N : Morning..

MK : Good morning to you brother- Wait a minute, what the hell?!

*Venti! Y/N panicking*

Venti! Y/N : AEJAHFBASFBS FUCK *Runs into a shelf and makes it fall down*

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*Venti! Y/N living a normal life.*

*THE FUCKING STAFF THAT MK PICKED UP*

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Venti! Y/N : Byee! im going to sleep for a century~


Ao lie : NOT LIKE THAT YOUNG MAN!


*Venti! Y/N wearing his anemo outfit*

Venti! Y/N: Better?

Ao lie : SLAY BITCH.

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*Venti! Y/N running into their exes*


Venti! Y/N : OH NO...

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*Mk crying his eyes out after getting puberty, Venti! Y/N who had enough..*

Venti! Y/N : AHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? YOU LIKE THAT??!!? *Gripping his collar and being so pissed his braids floated* AHHHHHSAHDHSDH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Venti! Y/N who had ran out of wine, can't find any at the city and sandy ran out*


Sandy : Y/N? are you still with us?

*Venti! Y/N Doing that one sitting pose meme*

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*Venti! Y/N opening the trash and seeing their past*

*slowly closing it*

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*Venti! Y/N up in the night looking at the end of their bed where their sleep paralysis was.*


Venti! Y/N : Can you fucking leave me alone

Sleep paralysis : No

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Wukong : Wherever you go, I won't be too far to follow! *Following Venti! Y/N everywhere during the journey, brotherhood, In the heavens* Ooh~ Gonna love you so!

wukong : You'll learn what I already know *Holding his hands and shoving a apple in his mouth to prevent him from talking*

I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me ;)

A/N : I had fun with this lmao.