𝘔𝘺 𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘚𝘮𝘨4 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴...

Mario

- He's 5'2 (Short ass bitch)

- He has a really bad case of anxiety (humor is his coping mechanism)

- Pretty sure he's straight but a full ally

Headcanon scenarios:

- He helped Smg3 pierce his own ear (part of the reason why it got infected)

- Mario still can't read...he just can't.

- Mario and his relationship with Luigi is actually very wholesome off-camera.

- Sometimes Mario thinks about his own morality from time to time (he tries not to)

- Sometimes he gets into drag too, he just doesn't tell anyone about it...