Harps and griffs 💙
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Harper and Griffin were in Griffins room watching tiktoks
"✨rawr✨"
"What sound is dat?" Harper asked raising a eyebrow
"a ✨dynasour✨" griffin said smirking
"A what?"
"A ✨dynasourr✨" griffin said with SAS
"Dynasour"
"Make the sound again" Harper said
"Rawr?"
"oh you talkin bout those things from ✨jura-sis-c-peh-rock✨" Harper said chuckling
~five minutes later~
"I'm pregnant!!!!" Wyatt said confusing the whole dunnbell fam
"your not pregnant!" Zoey said stomping her foot
"Wait who's pregnant?-" topher asked when Harper and Griffin came walking down the stairs
"Me!" Wyatt said with a smile
"Congratulations!" Topher said smiling with a thumbs up
"If hes pregnant then he would have done-" griffin said looking over to Harper
"HE ISNT PREGNANT!" Harper said smacking her forehead
"easy harp I'm with child" Wyatt said holding his belly
"Your not with child" Harper said
"IM GONNA BE A GODFATHER" topher shouts
"YOUR NOT GONNA BE A GODFATHER" HARPER said
"then who's gonna teach the little guy to ride a bike?" Topher asked while Jess Sarah and Ben glance at each other
"Its five am its too early for this shit" Ben says walking upstairs
"Calm down wyatt. Your not pregnant" Zoey says calmly
"THEN WHY AM I SO MOODY IN THE MORNING! I think think its the morning sickness" Wyatt says while griffin is laughing his ass off
"Wyatt your a boy." Zoey says calmly
"Your right! I am a boy! Ow!" Wyatt holds his stomach
"what?" Harper and Zoey say in unison
"I THINK IT JUST KICKED!" Wyatt says smiling
"YOUR NOT PREGNANT!" Harper and Zoey yell
"What is wrong with our children?" Sarah said to Jess
"HEY HARPER WHAT DOES A STAND FOR!" Jess shouts to Harper
"arson!" Harper says smiling
"Good what does b stand for?" Jess asks Sarah is confused
"BARSON!" Harper shouts!
"What does c stand for" Jess asked Harper thinks then shouts
"COMMIT ARSON!" Harper shouts topher laughing his ass off
"What does d stand for?" Jess asked as Harper walks over
"Don't come near me I'm going to commit arson!" Harper says smiling
"I raised you real well" Jess says proudly
"no you didn't" Sarah says
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