Cupid resigns

CHAPTER -4

Haru : sir why did you give him your card?

Zephan : secretary Yu pls get hid personal information let's see which company it is this time

Haru : yes sir

Zephan leaned back on his chair and closed his eyes only to be reminded of that beautiful alpha he saw this morning 'I guess this time the trick is working' he thought .

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Eros : 'shh someone is following us'

He said telepathically. He prepared a mind control spell and aimed it to a tree behind them. The person attacked easily dodged the spell and jumped off the tree with an apple in their hand. Eros couldn't help but roll his eyes when saw that person .

Eros : oh it's just the deity of whore 'Luntha'

Luntha laughed at Eros's comment and said

Luntha : not 'whore' but 'war' don't play with words my boy

Eros : well you sure need a good beating 'from this boy'.

Luntha : you need to chill 'dear Cupid'

Luntha clicked their shoes on the ground and a slash of water landed on Eros out of nowhere. That was it Eros was fuming with anger.

Eros : you offspring of your mother!! I'll kill you !! First half of the files in my office are filled with your immoral affairs!! Second because of you I had to drain all my energy changing 'your everyday changing new partners' fates !! And third you dare pour water on me ' I'LL DEPRIVE YOU OFF YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES' . I should've done it sooner!!!!!!

In the background Aria and Kai sure were enjoying the free show they showed no intention of their silly fight

Kai : popcorn

He said summoning a bag of popcorn

Aira : yea

They heard Eros curse in heavenly script as Luntha kept dodging his attacks

Eros : fuuuuck ! Fight back you cunt !

Luntha : I don't wanna be deprived off my lust !!

Eros : than be ready to lose both your dick and pussy

( Note Luntha is a hermaphrodite with both male and female reproductive organs )

Luntha : like I'll let you I'm  the god of whor- I mean war not just for show

Eros was completely drained by being the only one to attack. He stopped to take a breathe . Luntha suddenly appeared behind him and said

Luntha : tissue?

Eros was startled and tripped on his foot. Luntha caught Eros in his arms . Eros got on his footing and pulled Luntha's ear dragging them with him on his way

Eros : finally caught you , you fuckster.

Kai snorted at this new diction he heard . Aira elbowed him and told him to greet the 2 gods who just appeared.

Aira and Kai : greetings moon prince Fynn and god Brian

Eros's ears perked up and he stopped in his tracks of pulling all the hairs off luntha's scalp . Luntha took advantage of the situation and teleported behind Brian complaining

Luntha : dad , uncle Eros was bullying me

Fynn almost let out a chuckle at luntha's choice of words.luntha on the other hand got smacked by Brian

Brian : I told you not to cause any trouble not only did you cause trouble but also tried to hit on your uncle

Luntha : it's not like we are related by blood

Fynn : Luntha common' take pity on your poor uncle and help him enjoy his vacation

Luntha : fine dad

Eros sighed and said

Eros : kid you've been alive for only a century now you are still too young and have just received a divine title 70 years ago what do you want from an oldie like me who have been alive for an eternity

Luntha : nothing was just trying my luck out

Eros : even before you became a deity you were the same in your spirit form if spirits could receive or give birth you'd have given birth to so many children and impregnated other spirits, fuck! What do I do with you ! That Lilith just left all her baby spirits in devildom and the most annoying one just had to be adopted by these fools and even given a heavenly title ridiculous!