F1 chats and chaos (BxB)

Drunk?

Charles: Piree I losbve yuoiu

Sebastian: What?

Zhou: Noted

Pierre: Charles are you alright?

Charles: Maxc toik mre asnd ALndo asnd Alecx oiut fdor sdrinks

Sebastian: Max please tell me you didn't get Charles drunk?

Daniel: I have taken Max's phone for a bit because, he got himself, Charles, Lando and Alex wasted and now they've lost Alex

George: They have done what?!

Lando: We hasd sdpppoo muchj dfunnn 

Carlos: Lando where did you guys leave Alex?

Lando: CArlofssssssss
Lando: Aslex jkusty lefrt 

George: Guys Alex just came to my appartment, no need to worry

Lando: Alecx saisd hje went rto his boiyufriend

Zhou: anyone got this one?

Lance: I'll add it

Jenson: George, care to explain???

Esteban: You came out of nowhere

Jenson: So did you
Jenson: Now someone please tell me what happened to Alex

George: Why are you so worked up about him

Jenson: He once told me he also wanted a grid parent so I started my own gridfamily with some of you irresponsable kids who still needed to be looked after

Sebastian: Kids as in multiple?

Jenson: Just him and Lando and sometimes Pato if he's unable to make sensible decisions
Jenson: Speaking about Lando, where did he go

Pierre: He and Charles are at my place, he went into my closet to find Carlos, not sure how he'll achive that but I just let him

Carlos: I'll come pick him up

Kevin: The young ones need to be trained better against alcohol

Valtteri: I completly agree with you

Sebastian: I am so glad you don't have younger drivers to take care of

Valtteri: Who said we didn't

Kevin: They're just not in this group

Romain: Kev, Val, please tell me you aren't teaching Fred and Théo how to drink

Kevin: ...

Valtteri: ...
Valtteri: Believe me if I say that Zhou helped?

Romain: No, Zhou drinks more tea than water, I don't think he's capable of drinking more than two beers himself

Zhou: Hey >:(

Sebastian: Okay moving on, Daniel, Pierre, Carlos and George, are you guys taking care of the drunk ones

Daniel: 👍

George: 👍

Pierre: Yup, I got Charles, Carlos has Lando but Lando fell asleep on top of him so he can't type

Sebastian: Okay good, Give them some water now or when they are awake to make sure they stay hydrated

George: Will do Seb