F1 chats and chaos (BxB)

China

After sprint

Carlos: Lando how are you?

Lando: I expected it

Carlos: You did great cariño, starting on pole is stressing

Fernando: He's going to find out what that means one day or another Carlito

Carlos: Shhhhh

Valtteri: Almost a point Zhou!!

Zhou: Tomorrow another chance!
Zhou: I don't really care if I get points though, being here is enough

Kimi: Zhou you're making Seb cry

Zhou: Sorry!

Daniel: Maxie! congrats on yet another win

Max: Thanks! You looked good today

Daniel: Yeah, p11 is good, can't wait for tomorrow

Esteban: Alpine looks somewhat okay

Pierre: Yeah, could've been worse than p13 and 15

Jenson: Romain, what did you do to your grid kids, they're not arguing

Romain: They get chocolate croissants when they're nice to eachother
Romain: didn't expect it to work but here we are

After qualifying

Max: Lewis?

Nico: He's locked himself in his room
Nico: Don't worry he'll come out soon enough, just needs to calm a bit

Daniel: Race is looking good, p12 is just two spots away from points

Hulk: Valtteri why are we here our teammates are both out in Q1

Valtteri: I don't know, but I'm sure they tried their hardest

Zhou: I did

Pierre: Q2 Esteban, both of us!

After race

Valtteri: Hey guys how is everyone
Valtteri: oh yeah, still racing. 
valtteri: Is this the first time sauber has had a pitstop under 5 seconds this season?

Yuki: Hi Val!

Valtteri: Hi Yuki

Daniel: Istg when I find Stroll

Zhou: Home race finished...
Zhou: probably my only one

Charles: What do you mean only one?

Zhou: It's not like any teams want me to race for them, there's a lot of new talent

Daniel: Maybe if people who make rookie mistakes after 7 years of racing left you'd have a place

Sebastian: Daniel it's okay, calm down first and then talk to him about it

Daniel: About him blaming me for being blind? And calling me an idiot?

Max: Another day another win

Hulk: More points for Haas

Kevin: I'm really sorry Yuki I was trying to get a good restart

Yuki: It's okay

Daniel: @Lance take notes

Esteban: Daniel I think he gets it

Fernando: He did say it wasn't you causing it Dan
Fernando: He locked himself in his room, I will try and get him to realise that it was his fault but he isn't talking to anyone right now. Please don't insult him too much, he is already getting threats from people outside of the F1 grid, you'll only make it worse.

Sebastian: Let's all just calm down and close the chat.