Zander: hey joke- i mean Jake-
Milly: *crying of laughing*
Jake *is crying*
Luke: hey Sean when does a joke become a dad joke?
Sean: hen it becomes apparent *smirks and puts on epic shades*
Luke: ...
Milly: I do not wish to be here anymore.
Hailey: for self defence reasons im going to act like a burglar and you guys defend yourselves
Jake: got it.
Zander: sure.
Hailey: *finger guns* give me all your money or I'll shoot you!
Jake: bold of you to assume i have money
Zander: bold of you to assume i want to live.
Hailey: omg..
Zander: Go to hell!
Jake: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
Milly: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?
Hailey: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.
On a bus
Bus driver: please make sure all small items are kept safely with you
Jake: *turns to milly* do you feel safe?
Milly: *kicks jake*
Luke : Who the fvck added me to a fucking group chat?
Sean: >:O language
Milly: Yeah watch your fvcking language
Hailey: Okay, who taught Milly the fvck word?!
Zander: 'The fvck word'.
Jake: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Milly: Oh my god they censored it
Zander: Say fvck, Jake.
Milly: Do it, Jake. Say fvck
