Instagram: type password
Jake: password
Instagram: your password is incorrect
Jake: incorrect
Instagram: try again
Jake: again
Hailey: YOU DUMB SHI-
Jake: YOU'RE PUSHING ALL MY BUTTONS
Hailey: sorry- I was looking for the mute button
Jake: *offended gasp*
*jake and hailey in physics*
Teacher: everything is attracted to you.
Jake: *turns to hailey* I'm attracted to you
Hailey: my foots attracted to your ass ;)
Jake: *offended gasp*
Jake: hey hailey you know what my shirt is made out off? Boyfriend material ;)
Hailey: I donno... looks to clingy and hard to maintain.
Zander: hello 911 yes I just witnessed a fvcking murder 😃
Hailey: did it hurt when you fell?
Jake: from Heaven? Aw thank you
Hailey: no I mean when you fell from
the stairs i saw you trip on your foot
and just lay there for 15 minutes.
Zander: ...we all saw that
Hailey: *struggling to get something from the top of the shelf*
Jake: haha you want me to get it for you?
Hailey: *gasp* how dare you insult the vertically challenged!
Jake: *laughs* okay then
a few seconds later
Hailey: *defeated sigh* please help me
Hailey: okay,truth or dare?
Jake: truth
Hailey: how many hours have you slept this week?
Jake: ...dare
Hailey: go to bed
Jake: I don't like this game.
Hailey: you were drunk last night
Jake: no I wasn't
Hailey: you started cutting pineapples at 3am whiling yelling "stop hiding SpongeBob I know you in there!"
Jake: ...but did I find him tho?
Jake: I never understood why people cared about their dumb friends so much until I got my self a dumb friend
Jake: *Points at Hailey* I only been friends with Hailey for a bit but if anything would to happen to them I would kill everyone in this room including myself
Cop: What are your names?
Jake: Don't tell them, Hailey.
Cop, writing: Hailey...
Jake: Crap.
Hailey: Nice going, Jake.
Cop:
Hailey: Uh oh.
