Jake: i guess you could say i fallen for you?
Hailey: you literally just fell down the stairs how are you still alive?
Jake: i bet you can't guess who my crush is
Sean: Hailey
Luke: is it hailey
Milly: defo hailey
Zander: its no doubt about it, it's hailey
Hailey: is it me?
Jake: ...
*hailey hanging upside down from the monkey bars*
Jake: *sigh* what are you doing hails
Hailey: hanging upside down on the monkey bars trying to kiss you
Jake: oh you should get down I don't want you getting hurt.
Hailey: shut up and kiss me you idiot I'm getting light headed
Jake: you're the love of my life and my best friend I would do anything for you.
Hailey: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Jake: absolutely not 😀
Hailey: 3 words, say them and im yours
Jake: 3 words
Hailey: *aggressive sigh*
Hailey: nice to meet you this is my ex boyfriend,Jake
Jake: you gotta stop introducing me like that, I'm her husband.
Daisy being Cupid:
Daisy: hey my friend thinks you cute
Hailey: huh which friend
Jake: hi it's me I'm the friend.
Hailey: when you said you were magical in bed I wasn't expecting this-
Jake: *pulls card out deck" okay but was this your card?
Hailey: HOLY MOLLY-
Jake: I think I'm falling for you.
Hailey: then get the fvck up
Jake: *sigh* Hailey is playing hard to get..
Luke: oh that sucks
Jake: little does she know I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of >:)
Hailey: urgh crushes are so stupid-
Jake: I know when ever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Hailey: but you're always stupid?
Jake: ...yeah don't think about that too hard
Hailey: Jake do you love me!
Jake: of coarse I do!
Hailey: well what if I did something bad would you still love me?
Jake: well I mean..uh sure?
Hailey: what if I did something really bad?
Jake: Hailey what did you do?
Hailey:nothing....
Jake: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Hailey: Peonies, why?
Jake:
Hailey: Were you going to get me flowers?
Jake:
Hailey:
Jake: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Jake: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Hailey: That's great, Jake. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fvcking years.
Hailey: JAKE YOUR DYING WHATS YOUR TYPE
Jake: *cough* you- *cough*
Hailey: NO U DUMB ASS I MEAN YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jake: oh b positive
Hailey: WHAT DO YOU MEAN POSITIVE YOUR DYING
Jake: what no Hailey- *dies*
Hailey: *gasp*
