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hi

My name is Sal Monella

Bye

Sal Monella: *Walking*

Police: Ur Arrested

Sal Monella: For wut

Police: Walking. What's ur name'

Sal Monella: Salmonella

Police:*runs*

Sal Monella: ...

Salmonella- I mean Sal Monella Walks to a store

April May: What can i get for u

Sal Monella: Dick- i mean um... ur mom

April May: uh- wu

Sal Monella: Don't ask i neeeddss some uhhh... stuff

April May: I have... Stuff

Oldbag: I'm an oldbag

Sal Monella: And I'm salmonella



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