Sal Monella: hey, April, I'm still waiting for my di-
April May: ur order is cancelled
Sal Monella: why!?!???
April May: cus ur lesbian
Sal Monella: wut- no I'm not-
April May: Why else would ur name be Sal Monella? Ur a virus that spreads lesbians
Oldbag: darn. I really wanted to do it with u too~
April May: Shut up.
Sal Monella: but whyyy!?!?
April May: SO U CAN DO IT WITH ME
Sal Monella: HUHH!?!?!?
April May: Come on, sweetiepie~~
Sal Monella: gurl-
Oldbag: damn maybe u do spread lesbians
Fancy car: I'm too fancy for this
Dust Bunny: would u like me to get on u for a ride?
Fancy car: EW UR A DUST BUNNY UR DIRTY
Dust Bunny: Come hereeeeeeeee
Fancy Car: *drives away but rolls over dust bunny* AHHH THERES SHIT ON MY WHEEL
Dust Bunny: who u callin "shit?"
Fancy Car: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *DIES*
April May: Sallllllllllll~~
Sal Monella: get away from me u cray cray
April May: awe~ that hwurt my wittle feewings~~
She just gets sussier
April May: *Pins* Heheh~
Sal Monella: naw bro get da fuck off
April May: Gimme ur Tongue~
Sal Monella: bro wut- ew-
Oldbag: lemme join
Sal Monella: aw HECKS NAW Im lesbian
April May: Wait u admit it
Sal Monella: uhhh-
April May: now u HAVE to do it with meh
Salmonella dies from cringe before she can do it
April May: :')
Chapter whatever end
