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Sal monella: hi

Oldbag: am le old bag

April may: I hate these people 

Old bag: can I suck you?

Sal monella: me too!

April may: no and no!

Old bag: I guess I will go suck myself... :(

Dust bunny: it's ok, old bag. I've experienced the same thing...JK, HA HA!😆 

*Old bag cries*

Old bag: oh no I'm all soggy! D:

Dust bunny: then don't cry

Old bag: I CANT HELP IT!

Fancy car: ah! Don't get me wet! With whatever the fuck ur doing!

April may: fuck you, fancy car! He's crying, if you can't tell, no one will suck him!

Fancy car: I'm the superior one, you stupid human!

Sal monella: I'm a virus!🦠:D

April may: shut the fuck up!!!

Sal monella: cue STFU by Julie bergan!

Sal monella: Who's making you smile

Old bag: Like that on your phone?

April may: First it was your brother
Dust bunny: Now it's your mom
Sal monella: Something just ain't
June may: Adding up, is it?
July may: Who's taking your time like that?
August may: Where you been?
September may: First it was your work
October may: And now it's a friend
November may: This is getting kind of obvious
December may: Stop tryna fool me
January may: She's just a friend that
February may: You barely know right?
March may: Is she your new me?
April may: Keep telling yourself
May may: That she isn't your type
Fancy car: I'm out!
Dust bunny: bye!✌🏼 😘
Old bag: the fuck are they ?
April may: they're my siblings! 
Old bag: can someone let me suck them now?
June may: he'll ya!
December may: your to young for that!
October may: am I?
December may: yes! I'm not to old though!
April may: December, your the youngest!
December may: I-WHAT? So?
The mays: don't have sex under 20!

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