Oldbag: am oldbag. Waiting for someone to suck meh
April May: lemme take u up on that offer~
December May: Ooooohhhh! I'm watching!
June May: Hell nah! Lemme join!
July May: Ur too young for that.
June May: Ur literally younger than me
July May: That's what she said-
June May: you did not-
July May: try me bitch
June May: where da heck did u even learn that language
July May: form ur mum
June May: That a spelling mistake right there
July May: that's what yo mom said when u was born
May May: Ooooooh its getting toasty
January May: *walks in* What r u guys doin *sees April sucking oldbag* nvm I'm out
February May: Aw yea lemme get in there~
March May: Bro u gay!?!?
February May: Uh-
November May: I can confirm, February is gay.
October May: Yikes... I thought i was the only one!
March May: October u too!?
February May: Do it with meh~~
August May: Y'all are related!
November May: Bro October is a minor!
March May: this is messed up...
September May: *Recording the whole thing* Bro the drama is on point!
Meanwhile, with June and July
June May: Im the better J name!
July May: No, I am!
June May: I am!
July May: I am!
June May: I am Not!
July May: I am NOT!
June May: so, u finally admit it urself huh?
July May: *Realizes* Hey!! U tricked me!
June May: ur fault for falling for it.
July May: U have chosen death.
June May: As If.
July May: Bet u were born on a highway, cuz that's where most accidents happen. When i look at you, there is nothing more i would change except the direction I'm going. Ur as useless as the g in lasagna, Ur most likely adopted cus ur real mom couldn't bear looking at u. It looks like I'm listening to you, but in reality, I'm just visualizing duct taping ur mouth shut. The only way you would get hurt from doing exercise, is by spraining your finger trying to change the channel. Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either. I would smack u, but I'm against animal abuse. I consider u my sun. Now get 93 million miles away from here. Whenever you open your mouth, it's like, "Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning." And I'm sorry if my brutal honesty inconvenienced ur ego.
June May: *Absolutely cooked*
Sal Monella: Damn, that's hot.
July May: Where da Fucking Heck Did U Come From
Sal Monella: wouldn't u like to know~
July May: Fuck my life
