When Piper charmspeaks everyone on the Argo II, mostly everyone listens, but since Nico is gay, it doesn't work.
So when he battles an Empousai, they flirt with him, and Nico just runs them through with his stygian iron sword, and says boredly ' Honey, I'm gay.'
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