Unnatural Innuendo

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Innuendo?

Cafe Asia plunged into an unnatural hush, the silence suffocating like the aftermath of a deafening thunderclap. The rich aroma of freshly brewed coffee hung heavy in the air, a jarring contrast to the emotional storm brewing inside Kazuya.

Mami Nanami, his past flame, stood before him, a vision of success in a cashmere wrap. The years had been kind to her, her hazel eyes still sparkling with warmth, a playful smile dancing on her lips. But for Kazuya, it was a dagger of nostalgia twisted in his gut.

"Kazuya?" Mami's voice, once a comforting melody, now vibrated with unspoken questions. "Still with Chizuru, your... girlfriend? Wife, I mean?"

He stole a glance at Chizuru, her normally vibrant face strained with forced composure. The charade of their "rental relationship" felt suffocating, a lie clogging his throat with every breath.

Curiously, amidst the emotional upheaval, the father-and-son pairs remained eerily calm. Across the table, Saguru Hakuba, the hawk-eyed detective, studied the scene with unnerving intensity. His son, Saburo, oblivious to the tension crackle, hummed beside Mami.

But Saburo, always the unexpected catalyst, shattered the silence. 

"Ah 'on know what homey be doin," he chimed in, his checkered shirt blindingly cheerful, seeing his old pal beside his father.

 The words were innocuous, yet they triggered a tidal wave of memories for Kazuya. College days, shared dreams, whispered promises under starry skies. The bitterness of their breakup, the apologies lost on the wind. Then Chizuru, a ray of sunshine breaking through the storm, a fragile hope he clung to with desperate hands.

His reverie was broken by Hana's concerned gaze. Her hand, warm and reassuring, rested on Shinichi's, but her own eyes reflected a flicker of doubt.

Yet, the tense moment is broken when Hana's usual bubbly tirade made everyone laugh.

"Bootleg Conan"? My Edo-chan? Hana's jaw practically hit the table, her usual worry lines morphing into an epic frown. Saburo's casual diss echoed in her mind like a stuck karaoke record, planting seeds of doubt thicker than a forest after a monsoon.

For Hana, Shinichi was still her beloved senpai, the guy who could analyze his cereal for gluten content and still swoon over a sunset. Sure, his deductions could put Sherlock Holmes to shame, his soft heart melted faster than butter in a microwave, and his workout routine with her dad rivaled a Rocky montage. But "full-time nutjob"? That seemed harsh, even coming from Saburo, the resident truth bomb extraordinaire.

"So everyone here is basically one big family tree branch tangled up with Christmas lights?" Hana blurted out, her confusion reaching warp speed. "And why is everyone nodding like Saburo-san just declared Edo-chan the king of costume changes?"

The room stilled, anticipation thicker than Tokyo traffic on a Friday night. Then, Mami, as if unwrapping a long-kept secret, finally spoke. "The answer is yes, Hana," she admitted, her voice a soft whisper. Saburo, her husband, simply bobbed his head like a metronome stuck on "agree."

And that's when Mami dropped the bomb bigger than the Big Bang. Her unexpected arrival wasn't just about shaking up Kazuya and Chizuru's fake-dating game, oh no. It was about the Sakurais and the Uzakis, too. It was about hidden connections older than Hana's favorite vintage band t-shirt.

Turns out, their grandfathers were practically BFFs: Katsuhito Ichinose, the guy who tutored both Shinichi's dad and Hana's dad before college was actually Conan and Kaito's mentor at the police academy, the grandmaster of life lessons. And then there was Heiji's driving instructor and Saguru's language tutor, Kaneo Kinoshita, the ultimate bro who saved young Shiro (Shinichi's dad) and Fujio (Hana's dad!), ending up the real-life Captain America in their family history.

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