Brooklynn: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Sammy: Yeah, you just catch it.
Yaz: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.
Sammy: Then I just use a spear instead.
Brooklynn: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
What even is this quote? Ik there's been some crazy ones, but this is at the top of the list 😂
