Brooklynn: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Sammy: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Darius: Three of us saw it, Sammy. How do you explain that?
Sammy: *points at Yaz* Sleep deprivation. *points at Ben* Paranoia. *points at Kenji* Delusional personality disorder.
Can't remember if I did this one or not already but I like it so 🤷♀️
