Darius: *staring blankly at the wall*
Brooklynn: Hey, what's up?
Darius: There's only 5 pages left in my book.
Brooklynn: Isn't that a good thing?
Darius: *turns around and grabs Brooklynn*
Darius: The main character just got captured.
Brooklynn: *fearing for her life* S-Sequel?
Darius: There is none.
