Hayaa!!!
Been I while since I posted stuff here sry JSJSJAJAJJS
Anyway let's get into this!!
Wolf: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Ruby: Nat 20 Charisma.
Wolf: That is NOT how that works-
Kel: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
Kel: Kill me nowwwww.
Ria: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
Ria & Kel: We need a plan to beat them.
Wolf & Ruby: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Ria & Kel:
Wolf & Ruby: Judge me all you want, I get results.
(THIS ONE IS SO ME)
Murderer: Any last words?
Ruby: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Ruby: What is love?
Kel: An emotional minefield.
Ria: A neurochemical reaction.
Wolf: Baby don't hurt me.
Ria, answering the phone: Hello?
Wolf: It's Wolf.
Ria: What did they do this time?
Wolf: No, it's me, Wolf. It's actually me.
Ria: What did you do this time?
Ruby: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Ria: "If"
Kel: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
Wolf: I have a problem.
Ria: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
Ria: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Kel: What are you talking about? Of course—
Ruby, holding out a hand to shut Kel up: No, no, they have a point—
Ruby: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Kel: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Ruby: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.
Kel: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Wolf: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ruby would've killed me years ago.
Ria: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Kel: I had a lizard that I burnt.
(It wasn't me it was the generator okay 😭)
Wolf: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Kel: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
Kel: If we're in trouble, just throw Ria at the problem, and hope for the best.
*the Squad cleaning up*
Ria: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
Wolf, to Ruby: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—
Kel: There's nothing to do....
Ria: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Kel: *pulls out their phone* Nevermind.
(And then I'd volunteer to do it JSJSJAJAJS)
Kel: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Ria: Kel, NO!
Kel: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Wolf: Yup.
Wolf: Don't think you're special.
Wolf: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Ruby: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Wolf:
Wolf: I'll go make my bed-
Ria: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Kel: I went to the park today.
Ria: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Kel: *opening their coat* This duck.
Ria: Do you take constructive criticism?
Ruby: No, only cash or credit.
Wolf: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Ria: Bees?
Wolf: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Ria: Wait-
*Kel approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Wolf: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Kel: WHY?!
Wolf: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
Ruby: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Kel: Hey, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of garbage✨
Kel: What the hell were you thinking?
Ruby: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Kel: You released OSTRICHES!
Wolf: You read my diary?
Ruby: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Dasit for now! I'll come back w more soon >:333
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عشوائيContext: Wolf has a yt channel and Ria, Kel, and I are always in the chat so we created a small group! I'll post memes of us, drawings of us, quotes of us and many more!
