Wolf: Ruby, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Ruby: Kel, Wolf wants you to get out of the house.
Ria: That's illegal, right?
Wolf: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Ria: No-
Wolf: Then shut the fuck up.
Ruby: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Ruby: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Kel: Bonjour.
Ria: Le growl.
Wolf: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Ruby, about Ria: They're speaking some kind of French.
Kel: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
(And then I would hit Kel with a pan bc I got offended)
Ruby: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Ruby: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
Ria, near tears: Please, Wolf, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Ria: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
Ruby: NBA.
Ria: ...?
Ruby: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
Kel: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Ria: What the hell do you do?
Kel: I die? What kinda question...
Kel: Ladies, gentlemen and Ria, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Ruby: A llama?
Kel: No.
Ruby: A baby llama?
Kel: No!
Ruby: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Kel: NO!
Wolf: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Ruby: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Wolf?
Wolf: No.
Kel: I do!
Ruby: I know, Kel.
Kel: I'm sad.
Ruby: I know, Kel.
Wolf: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
Ria:
Ria: Why are you eating dirt?
Wolf: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Kel: Wolf...
Wolf: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
Kel: Ruby won't come out of their room!
Ria: Just tell them I said something.
Kel: Like what?
Ria: Anything factually incorrect.
Kel, shrugging: If you say so.
Ruby, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Wolf: Where are your parents?
Kel: What are parents?
Wolf: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Kel: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming ... What?
Ria: I don't know. It's just not the same without Ruby in the kitchen.
Kel: All right, that's it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Ria: That's closer.
Das it for todayyyy
I will upload the RLLY LATE valentines art soon(that was a lie, we all know i will take forever XD)
YOU ARE READING
Stream Squad
RandomContext: Wolf has a yt channel and Ria, Kel, and I are always in the chat so we created a small group! I'll post memes of us, drawings of us, quotes of us and many more!
