"Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece," Chris introduces. "Home to many of the very first Olympians, who, as my interns have informed me, competed naked."
"All right, time to drop the laundry," Owen sighs as he goes to pull down his pants.
"No, no, no! That was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be 100% accurate, stay dressed- Very dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tie breaker. Today we're gonna do things a bit differently. Since Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot is down a man, and Team Amazon is an all-girl team."
"Oh...-" Cody sighs again.
"In order to make it fair, all of today's challenges will be one-on-one matches. Every victory gets you a gold medal. The team with the most golds wins first class tickets to our next destination. And second places wins a brutal elimination ceremony."
"And silver medals, right? Second place gets silver?" Owen asks.
"There are no silver medals. Just gold."
"Uh," Owen starts again. "But at the Olympics-"
"Just gold, that's it," Chris cuts him off.
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"Our first historic event is a Grecian scavenger hunt. The inside of the Odium of Pericles is filled with maze-like rows of huge columns. Players must search through this ancient forest of columns and return with the Grecian treasure that awaits you inside. First one to do so takes the gold. So, who's going in?" Chris asks the contestants.
"Me," Gwen and Duncan answer at the same time.
"What?" The two plus Courtney ask simultaneously.
"Oh, uh..." Gwen says awkwardly.
"Maybe not... me," Duncan says.
"You can go," Gwen tells him.
"You can take this one," Duncan insists.
"Gwen vs. Duncan it is," Chris decides.
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"Look at her, she's just standing there," Warner says, referring to Courtney.
"I know... I mean, there's clearly a tension between them, and she's just standing there watching the sh1t unfold."
Gwen wanted to jump Duncan's bones! I know because that's how she use to look at Trent, when she swore she didn't like him. And Duncan was just being a pig, as usual.
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"Now there's tension between Duncan and Gwen?" Alejandro says into the confessional camera. "Perhaps Tyler and Gwen are secretly dating and Duncan is... uh... no, no, no. Patience."
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"Did you see those sparks?" Sierra gushes I her confessional. "Gwen's had a crush on Duncan since season one, and he's always had something for her too despite being totally in love with Malibu. There's a whole fan base dedicated to Gwuncan. I wonder if this year, a new relationship fan base will start for Siody!- No, no, Coderra."
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TDASR; Book 3 (Total Drama All-stars: Retreat)
Fanfiction"And lastly, I'd like to thank the person who took me under their wing and saw me for who I am; a shoe loving fanatic." I look at Chris. He went from sulking to sitting up confidently in his seat. He actually thinks I'm talking about him... Good, I...
