[FNF Incorrect Quotes]

[Pico and BF on crack part 1]

Pico: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
BF: If it is, I'll see you in hell.

BF: Hold on, I can explain!
Pico: Really? Can you now?
BF: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

Pico: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
BF, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Pico: Perfect.

BF: *nudges Pico at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Pico? Wake up, Pico! Listen! They're sexless!
Pico: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

BF: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Pico: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

BF: If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."

BF: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Pico: BF-
Pico: It- it was just an ant-

Pico: Our relationship is strictly professional.
BF, sitting on Pico's lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

Pico: *Hugs BF from behind*
Pico: *Tucks BF's hair behind their ear*
Pico, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

BF: Pico and I are no longer friends.
Pico: BF THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!

Pico: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
BF: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Pico, already taking off their clothes: God, BF, you're so fucking stupid.

Pico: I like your new pants!
BF: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Pico: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
BF: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Pico: Thats's... not what I meant.
BF: That's a terrible way to run a business, Pico.

Pico: Is something burning?
BF, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Pico: BF, the toaster is literally on fire.

BF: Pico, you love me, right?
Pico: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

BF: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Pico!
Pico: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Pico: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
BF: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Pico: I said within reason, BF. How about I murder that guy?
BF: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Pico: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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