[FNF Incorrect Quotes]

[Softie wofties part 1]

Ben: I wasn't that drunk..
Grace: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Ben: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Grace: I have issues.
Toughie: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Grace: With you.

Toughie: Compliment me.
Grace: You have eyes.
Toughie: Yeah, that works.

Ben: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Toughie: Well then whose is it?
Ben, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Grace: You're alive.
Toughie: No need to sound so disappointed.

Ben: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Toughie: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Ben: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Grace: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Grace, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Ben: Well, that's you.
Grace: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Ben: You don't know?
Grace: Busy day.

Ben, to Toughie: Why is Grace not talking?
Toughie: I'm playing the silent game with her.
Ben: Well, then you just lost.
Toughie: I lost two hours ago. I gave her ear plugs and told her to close her eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get her to shut up.

Ben: What do you want for breakfast, Grace?
Grace: Gay Cheerios.
Ben: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

Ben: Are you trying to seduce me?
Toughie: Why, are you seducible?

Grace: I dropped Ben.
Toughie: Grace, what the fuck.

Ben: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Toughie: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Ben: How so?
Toughie: It makes holes.

(I hope said demon is Bens parents :])

Grace: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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