Steven: Toomanymoms
Garnet: Squaremom
Amethyst: Theshortone
Pearl: Gaygem
Peridot: Nerd
Lapis: Waterwitch
Connie: Swordgirl
Toomanymoms: Hey guys!
Gaygem: What is this Steven?
Toomanymoms: Oh, it's a group chat! Peridot helped me make it!
Nerd: It was very simple. Steven's technological aptitude is astoundingly low.
Toomanymoms: Hey! :(
Nerd: My apologies, I am still trying to figure out this " manners " thing.
Squaremom: It takes time Peridot. You are doing well.
Theshortone: Yo, whats goin on
Gaygem: Steven and Peridot have made a sort of group communication via messages.
Theshortone: Yo! This a group chat?! Hell yea steven ive always wanted to be in one of these!
Toomanymoms: Well now you get to be in one! We can all talk to eachother at the same time! Isnt this awesome!?
Gaygem: Well I suppose it is practical.
Gaygem: Wait, why is my name "Gaygem"?
Toomanymoms: Peridot picked the names, sorry.
Waterwitch: Haha, sweet.
Theshortone: Wait why did lapis get a cool one?
Nerd: Because she is objectively the coolest.
Squaremom: Hm.
Waterwitch: Thanks Peri ;)
Nerd: Yes. You are welcome.
Gaygem: What does my user even mean peridot?
Nerd: Gay gem. You are a gay gem.
Gaygem: What does gay mean?
Nerd: Oh. Really? Are you being serious right now?
Gaygem: ...
Waterwitch: I'd say glass closet syndrome exept shes out and the closet is completely invisible.
Nerd: HAH!
Nerd: Good one Lazuli.
Gaygem: What do closets have to do with anything? What's going on here?
Nerd: Gay means you are attracted to individuals of the same gender.
Gaygem: Oh. Like Rose?
Squaremom: Not exactly. Rose was attracted to men and women, making her a multisexual.
Gaygem: Like Connie?
Theshortone: Wait, what!?
Gaygem: I thought she said something like that.
Toomanymoms: Wait, Im going to add her.
Swordgirl has been added to the group chat
Swordgirl: Whats this?
Toomanymoms: A group chat!!
Swordgirl: Cool!
Gaygem: Connie, you said something before about liking men and women right?
Swordgirl: Oh, um, yea.
Swordgirl: I guess nows the time to say it.
Swordgirl: Im bisexual.
Toomanymoms: OH EM GEE THATS SO COOL!!!
Swordgirl: Thanks 😊
Squaremom: congradulations Connie.
Gaygem: Wait so what's gay then? If multipule is bisexual then what's the difference.
Swordgirl: Oh. Gay means you are only attracted to those who are not the oppisite gender.
Swordgirl: Like a boy who likes boys but not girls.
Gaygem: Oh. Thank you Connie.
Gaygem: I guess that means I'm gay then.
Theshortone: Well, i mean, who here isnt
Nerd: Well actually I am asexual.
Waterwitch: So am i! Asexual lesbian!
Gaygem: What's a lesbian?
Toomanymoms: A girl who likes girls and not guys.
Gaygem: Oh.
Gaygem has changed their name to Lesbiangem
Theshortone: Hah! Cute.
Lesbiangem: Wait, then what is Garnet?
Squaremom: Garnet.
Lesbiangem: Oh, ok.
Theshortone: Imalsolesbian
Theshortone: Just so yknow or whatever.
Toomanymoms: And im pan!
Toomanymoms: Pan asexual 😊
Waterwitch: Welcome to the ace gang.
Lesbiangem: Not to sound like a broken record but, Pan?
Toomanymoms: Oh, it means I like everyone regardless of gender. As opposed to bisexuals like Connie, who may have a preference or use gender to equate attraction.
Lesbiangem: You always were so kind and friendly to everyone. I'm sure you will find someone in no time!
Toomanymoms: Haha, yeah.
Lesbiangem: Goodness knows your mom was very good at that.
Lesbiangem: Uh, sorry what I meant to say was lots of people liked her.
Lesbiangem: And she liked a lot of people.
Theshortone: You alright P?
Lesbiangem: Yes, thank you Amethyst.
Lesbiangem: You know the more I think about it the more I feel like most gems would be lesbians.
Lesbiangem: I mean there are no male gems, few gems even end up encountering another lifeform that is male.
Theshortone: Hmm you might be right.
Theshortone: Plus boys are just a waste of time.
Squaremom: And they're gross.
Lesbiangem: Agreed.
I know I usually do Marvel stuff but, ive recently become obsessed with steven universe.
Let me know what yall think.
- Gay peice of shit
P.S. I do not own any of these characters, the show and characters belong to Rebecca Sugar.
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Steven Universe Group Chat ( Warning, Very Gay )
FanfictionSteven Universe group chat. Its gay. What more do you want from me?
