Toomanymoms: Hey guys
Theshortone: Sup stevs
Toomanymoms: Have you guys seen peridot?
Lesbiangem: No, why?
Toomanymoms: She has blue hair.
Theshortone: What?! No way!!
Lesbiangem: Why?
Nerd: It was an accident.
Theshortone: You accidentally dyed your hair blue?
Nerd: Yes.
Lesbiangem: How do you do that?
Nerd: Gracefully
Waterwitch: Stupidly
Nerd: :(
Theshortone: Ooh you should dye your hair yellow lapis so you look like peridot.
Waterwitch: Theres a difference between dye and chemical paint.
Nerd: My hair feels like a bristled sweeping optimiser
Toomanymoms: A... broom?
Nerd: I prefer bristled sweeping optimizer
Toomanymoms: Ok
Theshortone: Wait send a pic of your hair peri, i think i can help
Nerd: I dont have any
Waterwitch: 27 image files pending
Nerd: How did you even get those?
Waterwitch: Where theres a will theres a way
Lesbiangem: Oh my
Squaremom: Hm
Nerd: You can fix this amethyst?
Theshortone: Hmmm
Theshortone: Peri, how do you think you would look bald?
Waterwitch: I think peri is having a mental breakdown.
Waterwitch: Hol up, let me calm her down
Lesbiangem: Wait, Peridot, why don't you just poof and reform?
Nerd: Peridots are extremely durable, it will take a lot of effort and skill
Nerd: And also I DONT WANT TO DIE
Toomanymoms: Its not that bad, youve done it before
Nerd: What if someone steps on me?!
Squaremom: That is an unlikely future.
Nerd: BUT ITS POSSIBLE
Squaremom: Anything is possible. There are an infinite number of futres where you get shattered in the next 30 seconds
Nerd: GEE THANKS, I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW!
Theshortone: Listen dude, forget the infinity, i see two futres
Theshortone: one where you poof and reform and one where you have blue hair forever
Nerd: :(
Theshortone: But hey, im sure you could pull it off!
Thshortone: But if not, #Peribald
Nerd: No.
Nerd: Ok, ill poof.
Nerd: Who wants to kill me?
Lesbiangem: A sword to the heart could do nicely
Squaremom: Or I can squeeze you, like last time.
Theshortone: Or whips
Theshortone: Whips are sexy
Waterwitch: I could smack you halfway across beach city with a giant water hand
Theshortone: Ooh, we gettin handsy?
Toomanymoms: I could, uh, wack you with a shield?
Nerd: Why did I think there was gonna be some hesitation?
Nerd: Ok, Garnet is the most efficient, ill elect her
Squaremom: Yes.
Nerd: And Laz, will you protect me while i reform?
Waterwirch: Of course
Nerd: Ok.
Theshortone: Goodbye #Blueidot, you will live ever on in our hearts
Theshortone: And a quick serenade
Nerd: Where is that music coming from?
Theshortone: IM BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI DA BA DEE DA BA DI
Nerd: How long have you been here!?
Waterwitch: " AMETHYST SHUT THE FU-" - Peridot, last words.
Theshortone: Huh i wonder what she was trying to say
Waterwitch: Peridot is now safely encased in a bubble of water
Waterwitch: I miss her screaming
Waterwitch: Amethyst please stop singing
Waterwitch: And turn the music off
Waterwitch: Where the hell did you get drums from?!
Lesbiangem: Haha
Lesbiangem: Cute
Theshortone: >:3
Waterwitch: Pearl dont encourage her!
Waterwitch: No! Put the violin away!
Squaremom: Nice harmony
Toomanymoms: Ooh! Can i join?!
Waterwitch: What?! No!
Waterwitch: How many of you are there?!
Waterwitch: How long have you guys been here?!
Waterwitch: No! Garnet! No keyboard!
Waterwitch: Im gonna fucking poof myself too
Waterwitch: STOP LAUGHING
Waterwitch: Thats it
Nerd: What did I miss?
Nerd: What happened to Lazuli?!
Nerd: Why are you all singing?!
Nerd: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?
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