Barn mates
Peri - Peridot
Laz - Lapis
Laz: I hear angry Peridot noises, are you ok?
Peri: Why yes Lapis I am fairing normally, quite well in fact, how are you?
Laz: I can still hear you screaming.
Peri: Perhaps there's water in your ears? I dont know what you're talking about.
Laz: I am hydrokenetic.
Peri: And I am green.
Laz: Peri, what's going on?
Peri: Fine, I was thinking about you
Peri: And then I was thinking about what it might be like to be you.
Laz: I dont know wether to be touched by the thought or insulted by the screaming.
Peri: So i conducted an experiment
Laz: And...?
Peri: So I jumped into a vat of blue paint.
Laz: What.
Peri: It burns.
Laz: Holy fuck peridot why?
Peri: :(((
Laz: Ok let's get you cleaned up then
Peri: I'm so sorry
Laz: Its alright, its cute.
Peri: No I'm sorry for you
Laz: Why?
Peri: It must really hurt being blue all the time.
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The Pearls
Pideon- yellow pearl
Bangs- blue pearl
:) - vollyball
Arrowhead - og pearl
Arrowhead: How are you all doing back on homeworld?
Pidgeon: Good.
Bangs: I'm okay.
:) : My emotions are irrelevent :)
Arrowhead: Ooookay
Arrowhead: Well things are going pretty well here!
Pidgeon: Well that's nice.
Arrowhead:.... Yea
Pidgeon: Blue is currently painting me
Arrowhead: Oh! That's so cool!
Bangs: Yellow looks very nice in it.
Pidgeon: Well that's only because you're painting me.
Pidgeon: I get to be dating the best artist in the universe.
Bangs: :)
Bangs: Well I get to date the best subject in the universe
Arrowhead: Awwww
:) : One of these days when you two kiss I wont be the only pearl with one eye :)
Pidgeon: ...
Bangs: Oh
Arrowhead: Hm.
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Garnet
Garnet - Garnet
Garnet: Garnet
Garnet: :)
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Partners in crime
Vidalia - Vid
Amethyst - Methy
Methy: Hey viddy
Vid: Whats up?
Methy: Im borrrred
Vid: Mhm?
Methy: Also feelin weirddd
Vid: Have you been checking experation dates?
Methy: Hah! I dont think its that.
Vid: So what do you think it is then?
Methy: You ever see someone and suddenly all you can think about is that person?
Vid: Yea, I can get deep into conversations about peoples lives.
Methy: For like 3 hours after you see them?
Methy: And like your stomach gets all fluttery and you just want to hug them till they poof?
Vid: Meth, do you have a crush?
Methy: What? No!
Methy: Well i dont think.
Methy: Prolly not.
Methy: Well maybe but like
Methy: Just a little
Methy: Little bit big
Methy: Huge crush
Methy: Oh shit.
Methy: Stop it, i can feel your grin through my phone
Vid: Well, who is it?
Vid: Who has you so whipped that you want to hug them to death?
Methy: Not to death!
Methy: Id never hurt her.
Vid: Mhm
Methy: Well its uh
Methy: Oh fuck, you cant tell anyone ok?
Vid: Mhm, now spill it.
Methy: Pearl
Methy: Its Pearl.
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Steven Universe Group Chat ( Warning, Very Gay )
FanfictionSteven Universe group chat. Its gay. What more do you want from me?
