Episode 3: Theories I Live By

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"'Excuse me, what the f***? I'm not wearing a purple shirt. You need glasses or something? '😒"

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Hello, everyone! I'd like to formally welcome you to Unfiltered: The Nico Talk Show! Where I talk about anything and everything, from my life experiences to your requested questions!

Hello, everyone! I'd like to formally welcome you to Unfiltered: The Nico Talk Show! Where I talk about anything and everything, from my life experiences to your requested questions!

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Welcome or welcome back, everybody! Might I say, you are looking quite ✨DASHING✨ today, love~ 😘

In today's episode, we will be talking about theories I live by. No, not like conspiracy theories, though those are amazing 😍 I'm talking about life theories, like actually ones that I use in life so I can confirm that they work to some degree. 😃

First, the Purple Shirt Theory. 👕

The theory is if you're wearing a white shirt and someone comes up to you and says, "Oh my God, that is the UGLIEST purple shirt I've ever seen! 😫" you would probably be like "Excuse me, what the f***? I'm not wearing a purple shirt. You need glasses or something? 😒" It won't bother you in the SLIGHTEST because you aren't wearing a purple shirt! 😎

And that's why it is so important for you to have confidence and know your self worth! When you feel confident in yourself, any meaningless comment like that? You just brush it off without a second thought. So stop taking things so personally! The more certain you are about your self worth, the less you'll care about other peoples opinions! 😌✨

Next, the Burnt Toast Theory. 🍞 After I found this, I started appling this theory for nearly EVERYTHING.

Basically, the theory is if you burn your toast in the morning and it adds 5-10 more minutes to make a new one, it might be saving you from something more catastrophic! 😧

Maybe it's saving you from a car accident, or maybe it's saving you from running into someone you really don't want to see. 😬 Or maybe it makes you late for class or a meeting, but it puts you in the exact time/place to meet someone special! 😏

This theory shows that everything happens for a reason. Sometimes when something doesn't work out, it's because something EVEN BETTER is on the way! The universe has always got your back, you just gotta learn to trust it. 😌✨

Anyways, I'm gonna cut this short because I'm tired. So yeah, don't forget to vote and comment one of your life theories!

Without further ado, stay classy, eat assy, and have some Soba! 😘🍜

*blows a kiss and turns of camera*

*blows a kiss and turns of camera*

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