Chapter 14 - World's Best Grandma

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(Translation at the bottom, the number corresponds to the phrase)
3rd pov

Dipper held his breath. He refused to breathe until he knew who had been shot.

He heard a couple of knocks, but didn't open the door.

"Dipper, please open the door." Bill spoke, his voice soft.

Dipper wasted no time in turning around and opening the door, Wrapping his arms around Bill tightly.

"Careful, the gun's still loaded. I didn't need to shoot her." Bill kept Dipper close. Dipper pulled away.

"But, why was there a gun shot if you didn't shoot her?" Dipper asked.

"Because-"

"Because I did." A woman spoke, She was rather short, around 5'4 and had black hair. What really caught Dipper by surprise was that she had eyes all over her face, all of them a soft and sweet light brown.

"I'm Amelia or, as your great-uncle Stanford knows me, the oracle. I'm the triplet's Бабушка."

Theres that word again, Dipper still was a little confused about what it meant.

"Ты был прав, Билл, он очарователен (1)." Amelia said, looking at Dipper for a while longer before looking at Bill.

"Бабушка! Мы не знаем, насколько он знает русский язык! Как долго вы намерены оставаться? (2)" Bill answered.

"Ух ты, Билл, я только что пришел, а ты уже хочешь, чтобы я ушел. Ради бога, я твоя бабушка! (3)"

"Бабушка means grandmother, but not to worry about learning it because I will be teaching you Russian."

"What? Why? You can speak english." Dipper asked, A little bit frustrated but mainly confused.

"It is easier to converse with us in Russian and you will be living in Russia with us." The oracle never got angry at Dipper, she kept her hands folded in front of her and a small smile on her face.

Bill gently rubbed Dipper's back.

"She's not wrong, and now that I own your soul there's not much you can do to fight it." Bill said, his voice low.

"Alright."

"Perfect, let's start tomorrow. You had a lot happen today and the lessons would just go right over your head." Bill stepped over his mother's body and led the oracle away.

When they were a good distance away both of them whispering in Russian again. Dipper sighed, knowing his life here just got a whole lot harder.





(1) You were right Bill, he's adorable.

(2) Grandmother! We don't know how much Russian he knows! How long do you intend to stay?

(3) Wow Bill, I just got here and you already want me gone. I'm your grandmother for god's sake!

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