WARNING: Shipping, Slight Swearing
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Coiny: Why can't you guys see things from MY point of view?
Leafy: (Crouches)
Pin: (Squats)
Needle: (Sits on the floor)
Coiny: ....
Coiny: I fucking hate you guys.
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Firery: Hey uhh, Pin....you put your strawberry cake better out to set a bit, right?
Pin: Yeah, why?
Firery: Aren't you worried Coiny will eat it all?
Pin: Oh I prepared for that.
Coiny:(enters the room, panting, his face red as he grabs a glass of milk and hurriedly drinks. He then leaves, sighing in relief yet still slightly shaken.).
Pin: Marinade batter decoy always works.
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Paintbrush: B....B...But....w....we had The Thinkers back and...*gasp* SILVER!!!
Silver Spoon: Painty!
Meanwhile at The Hotel...
Lightbulb: I feel a disturbance....
Fan: Huh?
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yin Yang: Omg......such an a amazing cake!!!
Bot: Yeah well, Tea kettle and Balloon helped to teach me make them.
Yin yang: Yang don't.....
yin Yang: (Extends mouth comically large and eats the entire thing in on bite, before burping up the plate).
Bot: .....
Bot: I don't know whether to be amazed or horrified.
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Candle: And for that, you will NOT be receiving my vote.
Silver: Ok and? Why would I care?
*hours later*
Silver Spoon: (Intense sobbing).
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Two: Well that challenge wasn't the best....I mean, a bunch of people got turned into zombies, I became a Zombie and sent some people to the elimination area and the Nearby Gelatin's steakhouse got blown up. But.....hey, not the worst.
Four: ......
Four: That was all one damn challenge?
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FanfictionSome ships, some AU's, some skits. I should not be making this cuz i have like, a million other books to be working on but here we are I guess. Anyways, greeting all. I hope you enjoy this book. You might laugh. you might cry. you might wonder wtf y...
