{Peni Parker x Fem Reader}

{PINEAPPLES?!}

{ONESHOT TWO}

{.. This wasn't how I expected my day to go.}

{Here I am, in the cafeteria of this place, arguing with other spider people about..}

{Pineapples on pizza.}

{It was shocking to think this whole argument came from pineapples on pizza, even if I liked it, I didn't think it was a reason for an argument to start.}

{But when there's an Italian spider man It'd probably be inevitable.}

{We both rambled out words about how it deserves a place on pizza, and or how it doesn't.}

{Eventually other spider people came, and began arguing as well, they didn't like the idea of pineapple on pizza at all.}

{The words spouting out like}

{"How could it be on pizza! It's a fruit on pizza!"}

{It was more so their only argument, since most of them had never eaten it before.}

{Luckily I had.}

{I didn't bother to try and fight back, I knew my argument was right.}

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{That was until they all began insulting it on how it'd be disgusting.}

{That was my last straw.}

{In these final moments..}

{I was ready to jump someone to prove my point.}

{As I was getting ready to properly and fully lunge at them, my tackle was only stopped, by of course.}

{Peni, my girlfriend.}

{Her mech's hand had stopped me, I was pissed, and I looked back at her, my eyebrows furrowed in annoyance}

{Only to be met with her voice, complimentary with her question.}

{"I don't think it'd be a good idea to do that. What did they do?"

{I immediately spoke up, my voice sounding as pissed off as it possibly could in the moment.}

{"They said pineapple didn't belong on pizza!"}

{There was a pause of silence, before Peni's mech let go of me, and the hatch opened. Peni jumping out.}

{There was a mix of annoyance and confusion on her face, as she and I faced the other spider people who said their claim about pineapples on pizza.}

{..How did it get to this.}

{Now me and Peni were both arguing about pineapple belonging on pizza as the others disagreed.}

{We both yelled, either just simply annoyed or angry. But we yelled.}

{We got the attention of others, of course, how couldn't we? We were being loud.}

{Others began watching the whole silly argument.}

{Me, and Peni, arguing with adults.}

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{About pineapples on pizza.}

YIPPEE!

TIME: 12:43 AM

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH

WORDS: 366