Prankfest| MHA Chatfic (ft. Y/n)

Class 1-A shenanigans 5

CK, Denki, Mina, & Y/n were playing DnD. CK was the dungeon master.

However, there's a twist.

CK: over the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?

Mina: my half-orc barbarian braces her greathhammer &-(rolls the dice) that's a 1.(disappointed)

CK: critical fail. Denki, what do you do?

Denki:(rolling the dice) well I believe in anticipation. My rogue would try to hide behind a tre- ok I rolled a 1...

CK: that's another critical fail. Y/n what does your human bard do?

Y/n: active perception check.(rolls the dice)

CK: that's a natural 20.😐

Y/n: let's f###ing go.

Y/n then proceeded to break out in song.

Y/n:🎶I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. These motherf###ers mean to harms & they got to go so c'mon, get 'em now.🎶

Y/n:🎶you picked the wrong day to f### around with my tight crew! There's no escaping it, I can perceive you, this is what we're gonna do.🎶

Y/n:🎶me & my guys are gonna mess you up!🎶

Mina: I rolled a 1

Denki: I rolled a 1

Y/n:🎶F###!🎶

Y/n:🎶my guys are otherwise engaged, so I'm gonna bring it all myself!🎶

Y/n: hey. I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?

CK:(slightly frustrated) yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit.

CK: so you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-

Y/n:(rolls the dice before I finish) I cast vicious mockery. Nat 20, let's go.

Y/n:🎶you're a short motherf###er & nobody likes you(does a flute solo) SHORT!🎶

Y/n:🎶Everybody says "Look how f###ing short that guy is" & that stops you from forming meaningful relationships🎶

Y/n:🎶When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head but then the doctor said
"Wait, this stupid muthaf###in' tiny, short @ss baby got a tiny, little itty bitty body and I hate it"

CK: Your attack lands & absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check please.

Y/n: nat 20, let's go.

CK:(very frustrated) you perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD!

Y/n:(realisation) child.

Y/n: it's always a kid.

CK: specifically, the child you've been looking for for the last fifteen days game time and five days of our actual lives.

Y/n: Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better... His body's just lying there, right?

CK:...

Y/n: right?

CK:... yes?... don't-

Y/n:🎶loot that body, gotta loot that body, gotta loot that mother######!🎶

Y/n:🎶Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body!🎶(flute solo part 2)

Y/n:🎶B#tch!🎶