The school talent show rap lyric (not) prank

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The class was taking a test on the history of quirks.

One of the multiple choice questions was asking how they were feeling about the test so far. It was put in there by Nezu as a joke.

CK:(looks at the question) ...is distressed an option?

Aizawa: everyone make sure you read this question carefully so you don't make any careless mistakes.

CK: well forget passing, I bouta pass out.

Later,

Aizawa: alright time's up.

CK: well we're done for.

Y/n: I know right? These tests are so hard not even a teacher could do it without my help.

CK: you're gonna be fine, I didn't even finish!

Y/n: same... I mean I wrote the answers in the first 10 minutes but I was too nervous to hand it in until the end of class.

CK:😐...

Y/n: my score's about to be in the 2-figure territory.

After the tests were marked,

Aizawa: alright class, here's your tests.(hands out the results)

CK:(looks at her score, it was 86%)

Y/n:(extremely disappointed)

CK: missed 90% too?

Y/n: basically, I got a 91%. That's like, an A-. may as well subtract myself from the class.

CK:(extremely frustrated) an A's an A

Y/n: hey, there's a fine line between an A & an F.

CK: I got 86%!

Y/n: hey that's so good! That's double what I almost got.

CK: were you even stressed about this at all!?!

Y/n: is that a standard procedure?

CK:(very angry) look, I didn't sign up to get tested twice today!!! I di-!

Aizawa: CK, calm down.

CK:(calms down) c'mon, this was a set up! There was no warning for this test!

Aizawa: that's why it's called a 'pop quiz'.

CK:😐 nah I ain't here for semester reruns. What if I do some extra homewo-

Y/n: Join the talent show fundraising!

Aizawa:(considering Y/n's suggestion) I'm fine with that idea.

CK: why would yo- sir, you know my only talent is my award winning procrastination.(I do procrastinate alot irl lol)

Aizawa: I'm not negotiating, it's either show your work or work your show.

Y/n: oh she will, she's quiet but she can drop a bar or 2.

CK: look, y'all are trippin' if you think I'm gonna-(realises that the whole class is staring at her & feels the peer pressure start to sink in)... fine, fine, I'll do it.

Aizawa: alright great. I'll see you at the judge table.

CK: wait- you're judging us!?!

Aizawa: daily- ahem- that is correct.

CK: ok, but if I get top 20 can you add that to my grade?

Y/n: top 1 or fail trying!

Aizawa: deal, see you all there.(leaves)

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