if i were a zombie, i'd never eat your brain.

first day

(A/N): welcome to the dumbest thing i've ever written - minus all the stories back when i was in my history/geography phase...

anyways have this absolute piece of shit that proves im going STRAIGHT to hell if i die /hj

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omg hi im (y/n) and today is my first day of high school!!!! im so nervous..... but im so excited too!!!!!!!

my childhood was pretty chill tbh... except for the time that i almost DIED from slipping on a banana peel and going into space and landing in arg*ntina

so now i hate any mention of arg*ntina and would like tws for it, pls and tysm, not enough people do em - ive had many flashbacks bc of it...

HOWEVER I BECAME A ZOMBIE JUST SO I DIDNT DIE????? omg fr fr thats why i never watch zombie apocalypse movies, theyre stereotyping us. #NotAllZombies

anyways then my mum got me into this really cool school called wisdom high - she said that its small so thatd help my autism, oh did i forget to mention im autistic btw

anyways i woke up and looked into the mirror with my mid length piss yellow hair, and my weed green eyes

my zombie marks were arranged like this:

i DIDNT put my hair up in a messy bun bc im not basic like that... totally im not like other girls, I PLAY FIND THE MARKERS-

and covered up my zombie marks using makeup (bc zombphobes could be there!!!!!!) before realizing that..

"OMG IM LIKE 2763 MINUTES LATE??????" and did a super epic backflip out the window to get there on time

i did :)

walking through the gate i was so shook but at the same time so excited!!! i could barely keep it in, and so i ran around the playground a few times (cause its a stim and im autistic)

but during so i accidentally RAN INTO ANOTHER KID?!?!?!! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT THIS IS MY FIRST DAY HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK

"omg are you okay????" he called out, before i realized that he had HETEROPHOBIA???? OH EM GEE IVE ALWAYS LOVED THAT!!!!! his eyes were marker purple and marker orange...

"y-y-yeah yeah i-im g-g-g-good" i replied, hoping that none of my makeup wore off bc then the fact im a zombie would come out - but i was too distracted by him to notice if it was anyways

omg... hes so cute...

he had dark brown curls that nearly reached his shoulders, and one bit of his hair just *puffed* at the top of his head like he was some sort of dangit grandpa protagonist (i.e. emo detective and octagon man)

i'd be the supporting female to his dr protag <3

"anyways who tf are you im alex" he asked, as he pulled down his sleeves of a red and teal (omg stapoldy real??) shirt