if i were a zombie, i'd never eat your brain.

first meeting

as i walked in i was immediately greeted by alex saying "YASSS (Y/N) GET OVET HERE SPICY FOUND A SECRET HIDEOUT!!!!"

"o-omg rlly...?"

"YEA NOW COME ON GIRLIE" he said as we locked orbs

we stood there in silence, just admiring each other, ignoring the screaming karens bc their kid slapped a baby for crying (IDGAF THAT YOUR CHILD IS AUTISTIC)

(A/N: That is based on a true story! My piece of shit brother did once hit a child because she was crying.)

"heh... i love your orbs, (y/n)..."

"r-r-rlly??? t-th-thank y-you..."

"AYO YOU 2 COMIN OR WAT" spicy yelled "DIS SHIT WAS YO IDEA ALEX"

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT DAMMIT PICY" he replied as he grabbed my hand and ran

...

as we entered, we saw everyone else in our group (which was us two, spicy, crafty, joseph, 9k, meester, and bombs) there, with a GIANt ASS whiteboard there

"IGHT WELCOME TO OUR FRIST MEETING WHERE WE PLAN TO OVERTHROW ARGEN- THAT COUNTRY" bombs yelled out as we all got seated "SO DO YALL HAVE ANY IDEAS"

"i do"

"then say em 9k!"

"maybe..." he began, doing the thing where u point ur index fingers together "maybe we figure out how to GET there first"

"airplane"

"but that costs money..." joseph scoffed "and im broke asf"

"THEN HIJACK ONE" spicy called out sipping coke (COCA COLA NOT THE OTHER KIND OF COKE)

"THATS ILLEGAL"

"OH WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS LEGAL AN9K I STOLE THIS WHITEBOARD FROM WALMART CAUSE I WASNT GONNA PAY 30 BUCKS FOR IT"

"alex you what-" crafty asked before getting cut off by bombs yelling "NEXT QUESTION"

"yeah uhh how would we take it down???"

"hear this out: we go to buenos aries, find the argentinian white house, locate messi, and-"

"WAIT WHOS MESSI"

"THE FUCKIN LEADER OF THAT COUNTRY YOU EGG"

"DONT CALL ME AN EGG BOMBS THATS RLLY MEAN IM CRYING RN" meester cried, crying "IM NOT AN OVAL OR ROUND OBJECT LAID BY A FEMALE BIRD, REPTILE, FISH, OR INVERTEBRATE, USUALLY CONTAINING A DEVELOPING EMBRYO ENCLOSED IN EITHER A CHALKY SHELL OR A LEATHERY MEMBRANE"

"DUDE WHERE TF DID YOU GET THE DEFINITION OF AN EGG FROM?????" joho asked being confused asf - we all were tho

"google"

"ok"

"w-w-what if w-we t-throw eggs a-at them..."

"apoy would kill us but that is a FANTASTIC IDEA (Y/N) YOURE DOING GREAT AS ALWAYS GIRLIE" alex called out, his orbs sparkling

"where will we get the eggs from"

"literally buy a bunch of eggs from every store we can find"

"BUT IM STILL BROKE SPICY" joseph complained, holding 9k's hand underneath the table - haha gay

"THEN FUCKING STEAL IT JOSEPH HOWARD FFS"

"WHAT A CUTE COUPLE" crafty yelled out, causing all of us to scream that NO JO9K AND SPRAFTY ARE OTP GET IT RIGHT /lh

meester js watched lmfao fucking loser (this is a joke ily /pla)

anyways we eventually stopped fighting bc we remembered wtf we were meant to do - which was plan to take down the most zombphobic country on earth... and australia's next.