if i were a zombie, i'd never eat your brain.

ZLM vs ARGENTINA + ???

italians = from bfdi

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as all 23 of us stared into the screen with our orbs we looked at two skinny mfing objects looking at each other

"yeah ik she was like so like surprised girlie" a matchstick said as she scrolled on tiktok (or as it was called clipclop)

"omg really queen??? spill the tea sis!!!!" a pencil replied

"oh you like bet i like would bestie!!!! it like wasnt very big, js like a little bug, but flower went like CRAZY!!!!!"

"omg she is so scared of bugs what a pussy"

"yeah but she like thinks shes so like fabulous like when she like asked like icy if she was like beautiful"

"if i had a nickel for every time that bitch said like id have enough to send a hitman to fucking murder her"

"midge calm tf down it is just a talking matchstick" joseph said

"oh stfu"

"YO ICE CUBE AM I HOT" a flowey wannabe asked as she was photosynthesizing or something idfk

"uhh no im like 6" the ice cube (a literal one not the fucking rapper)

then flower got pissed and dropkicked a child

"man what a bitch" alex said as he ate some of the crisps he brought, before HANDING SOME TO ME????? "hey (y/n) you want any"

"uhh, y-yeah..." i mustered as i took some

"lol have the entire bag, i brought more"

"th-th-th-th-thanks..." i said

"OH I FUCKING REMEMBER THAT I AM SO GONNA FUCKING BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA THAT FUCKING SWEATER SELLING BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHE FUCKING THINKS SHES A FUCKING PRINCESS AND ALLAT FUCKING SHIT AND THAT WERE HER GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SERVANTS FUCK but hey yall like me right and so does bubble lol right"

"uhh yea bro ily but like platonically"

"NO ICY STOP IT YOUR GONNA-" pop

man she cant even get a hug... so sad... f to pay respects..

"man wtf is this, bfdi from ohio?"

"ur from ohio" ppcs replied b4 chugging his waterbottle... something tells me this aint right tho

i noticed yessoan staring directly at me the entire time before mt snapped their fingers at him

"WAKE UP, ITS DA 1ST OF DA MONTH" they said as juhmatok turned around

"UMM ACTUALLY ITS THE 17TH UGH GET IT RIGHT MEESTER"

"who asked"

"i, in fact, asked" ml said as she stood up

"OH STFU MIDNIGHT LIGHT" meester replied as juhmatok PULLED OUT A KNIFE

"B O I SAY THAT TO MY BESTIE AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOU-"

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH ENOUGH" the jaundice stickman yelled, "for peter ruettes sake yall are insane"

"JUST SAY FUCK AND NOT PETER RUETTE" cary but trump shouted as he was smoking in the classroom (isnt that illegal)

"umm... w-who even i-i-is p-peter ru-ruette...?" i asked, as alex turned to me

"The scariest curse word, usually used in tandem with Shit, Fuck, and Bitch. The first recorded instance was used by Carykh
(Cary Kid Hitter). When used properly, it can scare away schools of 2nd grade people."