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Desdemona: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work very hard until my inevitable death-brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain.
Tisser: I LIKE OREOS AND-

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Blaze: Would you like something to drink? *He opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Matha: Spiders?
Blaze: Spiders it is then.
Matha: No, that wasn’t-
*But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Fern: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Reina: You could lose a few.
Blaze: You could be less lazy.
Erry: Don’t be such a bitch.
Fern: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Desdemona, confused and exasperated: Ame, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Ame: [Politely.]

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Supernova: You need to stop swearing so much.
Tisser: Shut the fuck up.
Supernova: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Tisser: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Supernova: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Tisser: Shit the beep up.
Supernova:
Tisser: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Comet: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Reina: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?
Erry: I think that’s the point.
Comet: Exactly! I want the ducks to glow so I can find them!

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Fern: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Matha: *sighs* I have no friends...
Tisser:
Tisser: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

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Annie: The Ocean is a soup.
Tyle:
Tyle: Do elaborate.
Annie: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Tyle: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Annie: *Tilts head*
Tyle: The Ocean is a Soup.
Annie: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Matha: You know I think my life has value.
Desdemona: Who are you and what have you done with Matha?!

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Leo: I stay awake at night because I don't even know what my favorite color is!
Leo: And I'm afraid that I don't have a real personality...

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Ame: [According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.]
Comet: …I was hungry.

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Reina: I want to grow up and be like Des!
Desdemona: That is called acquiring trust issues.

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