M: listen up y'all
C: I'm listening but reconsidering whether I want to hear whatever you have to say
M: I need advice
A: alright give us the situation
M: if there's two really good options
M: and your conscience is saying to get the first one
M: but the second is just as good and you can't choose
M: which do I go with
L: well when it comes to you, mikey, I'd suggest to do the opposite of what you initially were choosing
A: yeah like if you had the option of doing something stupid or avoiding it, you'd think of doing the first option
M: obv
A: and hopefully by then common sense would kick in and prevent you from getting in trouble by avoiding it
M: you have such little faith in me ash
M: but you guys have a point
C: what are the actual options that you were implying?
M: first was pizza
M: and the second was panda express :)
A: are you serious that's not the kind of thing you ask advice for
M: that's why I didn't tell you bc I knew that's how you'd react ;)
A: asdfgh