L: 5SOS MEETING VIA TEXT IMMEDIATELY
A: usually I'm the one who calls these
C: what's up
M: let's make this quick
L: alright then
L: WHO IN THIS BAND HAD THE AUDACITY TO THINK THEY COULD PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS
L: FEELING LIKE THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING
A: luke you okay?
L: DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M OKAY
C: it would help if you actually explained what happened
L: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY AND THINGS LIKE THIS WON'T AFFECT THE REST OF US
L: BUT THEY SURE DO
M: just tell us already
L: WHO ATE THE REST OF THE VEGEMITE
C: AHAHAHAHAH
M: asdf really luke all of this over vegemite
A: I personally think it was cal
C: LOL no
M: ash don't blame someone else
M: I saw you finish the bottle earlier
A: crap
L: ASHTON FLETCHER IRWIN
A: yes mom
L: SINCE YOU ATE THE LAST OF THE VEGEMITE YOU HAVE TO GET ME MORE
L: NOW SON
A: fine mom
A: what if I don't though
L: I'M BRINGING YOUR FATHER INTO THIS
L: CALUM HONEY COME OVER HERE WE NEED TO TALK
C: hell no I'm not getting involved with luke and his vegemite
*Calum has left the group chat*
M: BBY COME BACK TO ME
*Michael has left the group chat*
L: SINCE WHEN WAS CALUM CHEATING ON ME WITH MIKEY
L: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS FAMILY ASH
L: ALL THIS BC YOU ATE THE REST OF THE VEGEMITE
A: luke there's another bottle in the cupboard
*Ashton has left the group chat*
L: well then be that way
*Luke has left the group chat*
