SBI Family Game Night

Techno POV- Setting this Stupid thing Up

Soooo.. looks like I have to fucking help set up Monopoly. I grabbed the board from the box set it in the middle of the table, and set the cards into a neat stack. Tommy gave everyone pawns and mostly jumped around excited. Phil seemed to just be doing whatever made Tommy happy right now. Wilbur, like I, did not give 2 shits, but unlike me, he didn't help set the game up. Phil smiled at Tommy. I went to go steal Fundy from his Mancave- Room.. whatever you wanna call it. I just picked him up and brought him out here, and said these (apparently magical) words, "We're playing Monopoly" That's about when Fundy went from a tired 13-year-old to a 13-year-old who just chugged 2 energy drinks and a cup of straight black coffee. Because he was bouncing off the walls. He, like me, did not have wings.. but he was half fox. So I'm sure if he did have wings we would actually be bouncing off the walls. Then, I see it. Phil sets down a bowl of none other than. ✨️CARROTS✨️ it's baby carrots in a bowl. Of course, I walk my happy ass over there and ask "Can I have a carrot?". Phil, being the kind soul that he is and not knowing I will probably not just have one carrot says, "Sure, Mate, I've got lots". And I take one, then another, and of course, I'm snacking on these carrots. Tommy walks over and slightly pushes the carrots toward my side of the table, so I follow them, and then I realize, om gonna have to Play Monopoly? Fuuuck.. fiiiine