Suite Life Of Zack and Cody My version

Rumors

Zack: Let me get this straight you're applying to go for a trip to Washington with a whole bunch of other nerds to watch a senator sign papers all day 

Cody: And make phone calls 

Jonne'a: giggles you're too cute kisses his cheek 

Cody: I love you 

Jonne'a: I love you more 

Zack: You two make me sick 

Jonne'a: glares at him 

Jonne'a: I love you 

they eskmo kiss 

Zack: looks at them annoyed Ooh where do I not sign up? 

Mr. Moseby: Ah-ha just the two I was looking for 

Zack: We didn't do it 

Cody: Yeah what didn't we do?

Jonne'a: What did they do now Mr. Moseby?

Zack: Whatever I'm just covering all the bases  

Mr. Moseby: No I have it from a reliable source that a little boy who was about your height and your hair color was seen in the game room tampering with the games and playing for free 

Cody: Well it wasn't me I was with my girlfriend puts his arm around Jonne'a 

Zack: You know Mr. Moseby you can't believe every rumor you hear 

Mr. Moseby: Okay I know it was one of you two and since I don't know which one the game room is off limits to the both of you except for Jonne'a she can still go in the game room hmm it's good to be the manager

Cody: This stinks now I can't go in there and I've been saving up my quarters 

Jonne'a: It's okay sweetie we can go somewhere else to play besides you still got me babe 

Cody: Yes at least I still have my princess kisses her cheek 

Jonne'a: giggles blushes 

Zack: You know Cody you wouldn't have to save up your quarters if you just used mine 

Cody: So it was you 

Jonne'a: rolls her eyes of course it was you Zack why am I not surprised 

Zack: Well duh it wasn't you boy smart people are dumb 

Esteban: Zack put that back 

Zack: I'm Cody 

Cody: No he's not I'm Cody and I'm sick and tired of people always thinking I'm Zack I'm not Zack I'm Cody C-o-d-y Co-dy 

Esteban: Oh Cody do you have that dollar you owe me 

Cody: I'm Zack Z-a-c-k Zack 

Jonne'a: Aw babes follows him 

  The theme song plays 

Lance: I'm impressed that you want to learn cpr it's a great feeling to know you can save a human life 

Maddie: Yeah and charge $5.00 more an hour to babysit 

Lance: You have a dark side I like it 

Maddie: Well let's hurry this up I have a date with Chuck at six 

Lance: Chuck the waiter oh I've seen him down at the pool he's got a great backstroke 

Maddie: Yeah that's why I like him so uh where's the training dummy?