Suite Life Of Zack and Cody My version

The fairest of them all

Beau/Chase: Mom please

Rydel: Guys what's wrong with your old bikes? They are still perfectly good

Beau: Mom they're tricycles

Rydel: Guys I'm sorry but we can't afford bikes right now I mean it's that or food no forget I gave you that option

Beau: Great now we're stuck here with nothing to do I mean this is probably the most boring hotel in the history of boring hotels

Chase: Oh Beau

Beau: I love this hotel

The theme song play

Beau: Wow it's like Christmas

Chase: I'm sweating in places I've never sweated before

Brianna's mom: Excuse me excuse us excuse me I need to speak to the manager right away

Shor: Shor Moseby at your service

Brianna's mom: Well Shoran my Brianna is the odds on favorite to win this years universal mini-miss beauty pageant

Shor: I've already started working on your special requests hot rollers high wattage make up mirror and a bucket of fried possum fingers

Brianna's mom: Thank you oh excuse me my house is double parked

Shor: Remind me to count the towels in her room

Beau: All right Shor booked a beauty pageant

Chase: I wish we could just go up and talk to them

Beau: Hello, we can watch and learn little brother so if I guess your name do I win a kiss?

Brianna: Aw you're so adorable and so completely out of your league

Chase: Smooth

Rukiye: I hate beauty pageants

Rydel: I know I never won one either

Rukiye: The point is they reward girls for being shallow plastic robots what kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?

Kristina: Isn't this cool?

Rukiye: Oh that kind

Bev: Look everyone it's Kristina Miss mini-miss 1999

Tim: Bonjour pageant pretties

Rydel: Oh no

Shor: Ohh what-what are you doing

Rydel: I know that guy we were rivals on the cruise ship circuit he's the lowest most despicable creep that I ever known in my entire life

Tim: Rydel

Rydel: Tim

Tim: Rydel you look ugh incredible what are you doing here?

Rydel: I work here

Tim: Ah good for you there's no shame in being a maid I'm the uh host of this pageant

Rydel: Actually, I'm the headliner here they've given me a suite for me and my boys

Tim: Oh yes I heard you had kids don't worry you'll get your figure back

Rydel: I love your hair did you buy it or lease it?

Tim: It was a gift

Beau: So, you like video games? There was no connection Ooh but I think Miss Rhode Island's making eyes at me

Chase: None of them have even noticed me Hi

Rebecca: I'm sorry I don't speak Vietnamese

Chase: I meant do you need some help with your bag?