Suite Life Of Zack and Cody My version

Chase Goes to Camp

Beau: All I'm saying is next time I tell some babe I'm good team back me up 

Chase: All I said was I'm 12 

Beau: But we're twins she's bound to figure out one of us is lying 

Gus: When are you two gonna stop arguing?

Shor: Soon I beg of you or relocate your argument to some suitable alley 

Beau: Don't worry Shor things we'll quiet down fast Chase and Gus are leaving for math camp for two weeks 

Gus: Camp knock-a-number they serve three squared meals a day get it? squared you know math camp 

Chase: 2 weeks of campfires canoeing and quadratic formulas

Shor: Ooh that sounds like heaven you're going as well?

Beau: No way I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to spend 2 weeks with a bunch of math geeks 

Chase: Was that before or after you flunked your math test?

Beau: I'll have you know I flunked that test purposely just to get away from you 

Chase: Oh yeah? and who are you avoiding with your ''D'' in English?

Shor: Don't run- not the cou-

the theme song play 

Kristina: Rukiye guess where moi is off too 

Rukiye: Hopefully French class to learn a word other then moi 

Kristina: No, I'm going to the D.M.V. to get my learner's permit

Rukiye: You're gonna learn to drive?

Kristina: Oh, it's easy I've been watching my chauffer do it for years, but I have to pass their silly test first here quiz me candy girl 

Rukiye: Okay here's one when is it acceptable to park near a red curb?

Kristina: Well, if I'm wearing green never it would clash oh unless it's Christmas 

Rukiye: You're gonna do great 

Beau: Don't forget to pack blankie 

Chase: Don't need it I'm quitting cold turkey 

Beau: But it might come in handy say you run into a grizzly bear you could take out your blankie and he would laugh himself to death 

Chase: Or I can show him your report card 

Rydel Okay I've put nametags in all your clothes here's my cell phone call if there's an emergency like you just want to hear mommy's voice 

Chase: Mom 

Rydel: Oh I'm gonna miss you so much 

Chase: Emergency can't breathe 

Rydel: Sorry Beau you're gonna miss your brother too, aren't ya?

Beau: Like a slow healing scab 

Rydel: you guys have never been apart not ever 

Beau: Except for the first minutes when Chase wasn't born those were the days 

Rydel: Hurry up Chase I don't want you to miss your bus

Beau: Yeah, you don't wanna miss a bus full of nerds going two four six eight why can't we get a date?'

Chase: Well bye Beau

Beau: Yeah, whatever yeah hey Chase what do you wanna watch on television? oh I don't know Beau as long as it's boring and educational wrestling it is mom I'm bored