Suite Life Of Zack and Cody My version

To Catch A Thief

Chase: I'm telling you I heard a goose honk 

Beau: I can't hear a thing Let's break out the spy gear these contain the same audio surveillance technology used by the CIA 

Chase: Cool where'd you get them?

Beau: Burger barn oh my gosh what a horrible noise something bad is going on in there we got to get mom 

Chase: Mom get out here it's an emergency 

Rydel: What?  What?  Drop and roll duck and cover what is it?

Beau: Something in that room is making terrifying evil sounds 

Chase: I think they're torturing an animal It was an honest mistake

Rydel: Spy gear what are you staring at? you're the one wearing a dress 

The theme song play 

Kristina: Rukiye my little Nipsey here's got a huge problem 

Rukiye: Her owner?

Kristina: Daddy invited me to Bermuda for yacht fest, and I just found out I can't take her they quarantine dogs there it's like doggie prison oh I've seen those movies 

Rukiye: Like what chihuahuas in chains?

Kristina: She's kidding anyway you gotta take care of Nipsey while I'm gone   

Rukiye: No way

Kristina: Please? she really likes you pretend you like her or you're sharing a cell with a one-eyed Doberman 

Kristina: Okay I'll take her 

Kristina: Super I wrote down her daily schedule 

Rukiye: Breakfast at Maison Robaire 

Kristina: They know how she likes her egg Florentine then she's getting her teeth whitened at 12 then she goes to Doggy and me which in this is you oh and if she needs to reach me, she's got me on speed dial on her cell 

Rukiye: She has a cell phone?

Kristina: Of course, oh but don't let her call the horoscope hotline she'll talk to Miss Phyllis all night she has problems 

Rukiye: She ain't the only one sister 

Kristina: All right mommy's got to go now you be good 

Rukiye: You do know you're a dog, don't you? At least someone does 

Rydel: I don't want you listening to other people's walls it's rude it's tacky and I'm pretty sure it's Illegal 

Shor: Rydel please join us in the lounge for a staff meeting soon as you're through parenting America's least wanted 

Rydel: Why? What's going on?

Shor: Zzzz-ppppp-zzzzzt-zhht. shh! It's a tip-top Tipton secret no one must know the subject of our meeting 

Beau: Well don't worry Shor we won't say a word 

Shor: That's because you won't hear a word 

Chase: But we want to help 

Shor: Good go outside and stand guard 

Chase: Gotcha 

Shor: Gotcha 

Chase: Hey, he was trying to get rid of us wasn't he?

Beau: No, he really wants two four-foot kids guarding his hotel boy I'd love to know what's going on in there