Suite Life Of Zack and Cody My version

To Catch A Thief

Cody: I'm telling you I heard a goose honk 

Jonne'a: Babe I didn't hear anything 

Zack: Well like Jonne'a said I can't hear a thing Let's break out the spy gear these contain the same audio surveillance technology used by the CIA 

Cody: Cool  where'd you get them?

Jonne'a: Yea where did  you even get those?

Zack: Burger barn 

Jonne'a: roll her eyes of course you did 

Zack: Jonne'a I even got you a pair 

Jonne'a: Aw yay shakes her head 

Zack: Oh my gosh what a horrible noise something bad is going on in there we got to get mom 

Cody: Mom get out here it's an emergency 

Carey: What?  What?  Drop and roll duck and cover what is it?

Zack: Something in that room is making terrifying evil sounds 

Cody: I think they're torturing an animal right babe?

Jonne'a: Yea I guess 

Cody; has his arm around Jonne'a It was an honest mistake

Carey: Spy gear what are you staring at? you're the one wearing a dress 

The theme song play 

London: Maddie my little Ivanie here's got a huge problem 

Maddie: Her owner?

London; Daddy invited me to Bermuda for yacht fest and I just found out I can't take her they quarantine dogs there it's like doggie prison oh I've seen those movies 

Maddie: Like what chihuahuas in chains?

London: She's kidding  anyway you gotta take care of Ivana while I'm gone   

Maddie: No way

London: Please? she really likes you pretend you like her or you're sharing a cell with a one eyed Doberman 

Maddie: Okay I'll take her 

London: Super I wrote down her daily schedule 

Maddie: Breakfast at Maison Robaire 

London: They know how she likes her egg Florentine then she's getting her teeth whitened at 12 then she goes to Doggy and me which in this is you oh and if she needs to reach me she's got me on speed dial on her cell 

Maddie: She has a cell phone?

London: Of course oh but don't let her call the horoscope hotline she'll talk to Miss Phyllis all night she has problems 

Maddie: She ain't the only one sister 

London: All right mommy's got to go now you be good 

Maddie: You do know you're a dog don't you? At least someone does 

Carey: I don't want you listening to other people's walls it's rude it's tacky and I'm pretty sure it's Illegal 

Mr. Moseby: Carey please join us in the lounge for a staff meeting soon as you're through parenting America's least wanted 

Carey: Why? What's going on?

Mr. Moseby: Zzzz-ppppp-zzzzzt-zhht. shh! It's a tip-top Tipton secret no one must know the subject of our meeting 

Zack: Well don't worry Mr. Moseby we won't say a word 

Mr. Moseby: That's because you won't hear a word