Chapter 5

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(I'm gonna save the argument for the next chapter! It's still and progress and I had a small idea that I wanted to write now! I'm gonna take this chance to add in a small scene from Danganronpa s ultimate summer)

Sleepythemagician: Hey guys

Ultimatelesbian: Yes Himiko!

Worldshottestinventor: Aye what's wrong with Tenko? Where's her usual reaction where she's all like "OH MY GOD HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIMIKO, I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH, I WANT TO KISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD, MARRY ME PLEAAAASE"?

Ultimatelesbian: I'm trying to be less obsessive, I think I'm doing well

stinkyratfacedbutthole: I doubt this will work for long

Ultimatelesbian: YES IT WILL YOU DEGENERATE MALE!

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Yeah right

Pianosmoocher: Come on Kokichi, at least she's making some progress

Worldshottestinventor: Tenko, who convinced you to do this? And how did it work? OH who am I kidding, it's obviously your lesbian (REDACTED) buddy, Himiko.

Ultimatelesbian:If you typed what I think you type, WE DO NOT DO THAT. Jeeze Miu you're acting like a disgusting degenerate male!

Stinkyratfacedbutthole: hey Tenko, do you ever think you're the problem and not men?

Ultimatelesbian: SHUT IT DEGENERATE MALE, NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE IN THIS CONVERSATION

Sleepythemagician: GUYS

Pianosmoocher: yes Himiko?

Worldshottestinventor: What do you want tittless. 

wordlshottestinventor: YES I CAN SAY TITTLESS!

Ultimatelesbian: DON'T CALL HIMIKO TITTLESS! Jeeze you really are a degenerate male! No anyways, what do you want Himiko?  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Sleepythemagician: I wanna do a magic show, and I need some help with deciding on some things.

Pianosmoocher: Like what Himiko?

Sleepythemagician: well music is one

Pixiesticksnorter: music? I know ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT about music

Sleepythemagician: Well what music would you use for a magic show

Pixiesticksnorter: WEll OBVIOUSLY my song "I squeezed out the baby but I have no idea who the father is"

Sleepythemagician: That's not the type of music you play at a music show?!

Pixiesticksnorter: it's not?

Sleepythemagician: (REDACTED) you mean "It'S nOt"?!?

Pianosmoocher: What song is that- and what magic shows have you been too-

Pixiesticksnorter: I've been to none :D

Worldshottestinventor: heh you dumb mother (REDACTED) coconut head

Pixiesticksnorter: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Pianosmoocher: maybe a classical might work?

Sleepythemagician: I'll think about it.. anyways anyone have any other ideas for a cool magic show?

Korekiyo: SEESAW SEESAW SEESAW

Sleepythemagician: what?

Korekiyo: use a mother flippin' seesaw you dumb sleepy mage

Ultimatelesbian: She's not DUMB YOU MOTHER (REDACTED) DUMB(REDACTED) DEGENERATE MALE!

Korekiyo: SHUT IT OR IMA SEESAW YOU

Ultimatelesbian: SHUT IT OR IMA SLAM YOU ON THE GROUND

Sleepythemagician: Korekiyo I'm not gonna use a seesaw

Korekiyo: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME seesaws are top tier, you guys wouldn't understand

Worldshottestinventor: Dude, it's just playground equipment. YOU DUMB TWINK

Korekiyo: Shut it tits for brains, you would never understand the magic of a seesaw

Sleepythemagician: UGH YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP, Yk what Tenko, can you come to my dorm?

Ultimatelesbian: OH MY! REALLY?!? YES YES YES!

worldshottestinventor: Ooooooh, can you guys film it and send it to me?

Sleepythemagician: Nyeh?

Ultimatelesbian: MIU! Just because she invited me to her room doesn't mean we're gonna do THAT

Worldshottestinventor: Laaaaame

Sleepythemagician: I'm gonna invite Angie too. 

Ultimatelesbian: Okay!

Worldshottestinventor: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH a threesome, even better.

Ultimatelesbian: SHUT UP 

Pixiesticksnorter: why only those two Himiko?

Sleepythemagician: Because MAYBE I feel like THOSE TWO are the only ones that can ACTUALLY HELP ME FRICKIN CREATE IDEAS FOR SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A GODDAMN MAGIC SHOW

                                                       Sleepythemagician is offline

Ultimatelesbian: bye to everyone, unless you're a degenerate male!

                                                         Ultimatelesbian is offline

worldshottestinventor: oh they're def gonna do some hot lesbian (REDACTED)

Pianosmoocher: Miu, just because someone invites someone to their place doesn't mean they're gonna well...... yk?

Worldshottestinventor: So when you invited me over, it wasn't to (REDACTED)?

Pianosmoocher: no Miu, no

Worldshottestinventor: what. the. FLIP

Korekiyo: seesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Worldshottestinventor: You freak of nature




(ALR I'M gonna end it here! I just wanted to do something silly before I even try to write something serious! I'm kind cringing at what I wrote for it, but I'm trying!)

word count: 613

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